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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2010, 03:48:19 AM »
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When the kids you babysat only last week or so, you swear it wasn't much longer ago, now have kids of their own…

The last kids you babysat where mine....don't say things like that. My kids will be my babies forever. :laugh:

Well, yes; but I was chatting today (on Fæcesbook) to a little girl who effectively moved in with us when her mother died. Only she's not a little girl any more, she's 27 and has a daughter of her own!

Wow! That must freak you right out!
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2010, 03:56:21 AM »
When your same aged sister in law has become a grandmother.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2010, 11:14:04 AM »
the only thing HARD about you in the mornings is getting out of bed.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2010, 07:44:46 AM »
...you start explaining aches and pains by saying, "I must have slept wrong!"

...your classic rock knowledge makes you a resource for the younger folks, who nevertheless give you pitying looks and/or eyerolls when you say "Techno...like Moby, right?"  :hahaha:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2010, 10:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 25, 2010, 10:44:11 AM
When you have dry dreams and wet farts?  :zoinks:

That reminds me of something Jack Nicholson's character said in The Bucket List, three pieces of advice for older men: "Never waste an erection, never pass up a bathroom, and never trust a fart."  :2thumbsup:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2010, 05:36:14 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 04, 2010, 10:18:18 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 25, 2010, 10:44:11 AM
When you have dry dreams and wet farts?  :zoinks:

That reminds me of something Jack Nicholson's character said in The Bucket List, three pieces of advice for older men: "Never waste an erection, never pass up a bathroom, and never trust a fart."  :2thumbsup:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2010, 06:23:23 PM »
You hear an oldies station playing music you remember when it came out on vinyl and bought it
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2010, 06:31:20 PM »
You think a film that came out in the early 90's isn't that old, then you realise it was nearly 20 years ago.

This happened to me last night.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2010, 06:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on March 05, 2010, 06:31:20 PM
You think a film that came out in the early 90's isn't that old, then you realise it was nearly 20 years ago.

This happened to me last night.

Well that is true it wasn't really that long ago was it :-\
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2010, 06:40:10 PM »
I live in the 'new' part of my street. That means that the houses are only 35 years old...
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2010, 05:17:19 PM »
...you develop arthritic nodes on some of your knuckles. When the hell did I get old enough for old-lady fingers?!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2010, 05:42:51 PM »
When you are at the DKM show and stand in the back to avoid getting dominated by all the rapscallions! :-[
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2010, 05:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on March 14, 2010, 05:42:51 PM
When you are at the DKM show and stand in the back to avoid getting dominated by all the rapscallions! :-[

But by protecting yourself, you are ensuring that you will be around to see many more DKM shows!  :headbang2:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2010, 06:07:38 PM »
Whats a DKM show?
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2010, 06:12:21 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on March 14, 2010, 06:07:38 PM
Whats a DKM show?

Dropkick Murphys!  :headbang2: I'll be playing their CDs on my headphones on St. Patrick's Day!
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
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