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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #420 on: November 09, 2014, 10:20:41 AM »
House fires are merely a blip in the road of life.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #421 on: November 09, 2014, 11:12:52 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 09, 2014, 10:20:41 AM
House fires are merely a blip in the road of life.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #422 on: November 09, 2014, 11:20:59 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 09, 2014, 10:20:41 AM
House fires are merely a blip in the road of life.

Surely you jest.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #423 on: February 02, 2015, 10:50:57 PM »
You totaly want to fuck a chick who's in her 60's.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #424 on: February 04, 2015, 12:06:45 AM »
^And want it for her youth.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #425 on: February 04, 2015, 11:38:44 AM »
^ No, I was referring to Christie Brinkley.    :drool:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #426 on: February 05, 2015, 12:03:14 AM »
You are getting old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #427 on: February 05, 2015, 09:06:03 AM »
I must be old.
Al Pacino is 74...I would still totally consider that.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #428 on: February 05, 2015, 09:38:48 AM »
you know that you are growing old when growing old doesn't matter.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #429 on: February 05, 2015, 10:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 05, 2015, 09:06:03 AM
I must be old.
Al Pacino is 74...I would still totally consider that.

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Last I saw Ann Magaret, 73, it would not take much considering!
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #430 on: February 05, 2015, 10:44:06 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 05, 2015, 10:21:09 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on February 05, 2015, 09:06:03 AM
I must be old.
Al Pacino is 74...I would still totally consider that.

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Last I saw Ann Magaret, 73, it would not take much considering!

She is beautiful...always was. :thumbup:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #431 on: February 05, 2015, 01:59:41 PM »
Too bad Natalie Wood is thirty five or so years dead, but how about Natalie wood?


No pills needed.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #432 on: February 06, 2015, 12:20:06 AM »
You know you're getting old when you start avoiding this thread. :P
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #433 on: February 06, 2015, 01:09:59 AM »
When your mind says yes and your body says what the hell are you thinking?
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #434 on: February 06, 2015, 09:01:13 AM »
....some of the toys you used to play with are now worth obscene amounts of money. :zombiefuck:
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