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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #315 on: February 03, 2014, 02:08:22 PM »
I just know, today. :P
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #316 on: February 03, 2014, 02:21:13 PM »
Me too. :(
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #317 on: February 03, 2014, 02:27:14 PM »
I can't keep up with the silliness of youth.  :nerdy:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #318 on: February 03, 2014, 02:46:02 PM »
I don't want to keep up with the silliness of youth.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #319 on: February 04, 2014, 12:57:17 PM »
See, that shows it, you are even older than I am.  :angel:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #320 on: February 04, 2014, 05:15:33 PM »
When you have shirts that are of legal drinking age
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #321 on: February 04, 2014, 06:42:42 PM »
When you have shirts that are of legal drinking age

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #322 on: February 04, 2014, 08:56:24 PM »
When you have shirts that are of legal drinking age

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #323 on: February 04, 2014, 09:01:37 PM »
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #324 on: February 05, 2014, 12:08:45 AM »
See, that shows it, you are even older than I am.  :angel:

Get off my lawn! :oldman:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #325 on: February 05, 2014, 01:02:23 AM »
See, that shows it, you are even older than I am.  :angel:

Get off my lawn! :oldman:

Did I hit a nerve?  :green:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #326 on: February 06, 2014, 01:03:26 AM »
See, that shows it, you are even older than I am.  :angel:

Get off my lawn! :oldman:

Did I hit a nerve?  :green:

Most of them have atrophied. :P
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #327 on: February 06, 2014, 05:18:38 AM »
... your username is "couldbecousin". :cbc: :P
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #328 on: February 06, 2014, 04:02:35 PM »
See, that shows it, you are even older than I am.  :angel:

Get off my lawn! :oldman:

Did I hit a nerve?  :green:

Most of them have atrophied. :P

That could come in handy. I'm almost looking forward to be that old.  :orly:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #329 on: February 06, 2014, 04:32:20 PM »
...you say something to your kids that your mother said to you (and you hated it)


...you turn out the lights to save money and not for any romantic ideas.


...someone calls you at 10pm and the first thing they say  "sorry did i wake you up"
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