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Offline renaeden

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #360 on: March 07, 2014, 05:25:18 AM »
Remembering when we used to have only three tv channels.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #361 on: March 07, 2014, 06:16:47 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 07, 2014, 05:25:18 AM
Remembering when we used to have only three tv channels.
Actually had that up until just a few years ago; tv was never considered important enough to pay. He likes the sports channels so keep it.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #362 on: March 07, 2014, 06:33:36 AM »
We have heaps of channels that are all free now. In Australia we don't have to pay for our tv like they do in the UK either. We are quite lucky considering what we get for free.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #363 on: March 07, 2014, 09:09:00 AM »
Your husband and daughter don't understand your attraction to Steam Powered Giraffe.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #364 on: March 07, 2014, 01:54:20 PM »
You find yourself on the Board of School Governors.   :zombiefuck:

I feel like I got 'respectable' all over me in invisible ink. Yikes.   :bath:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #365 on: March 07, 2014, 05:38:18 PM »
The toys you played with as a kid are selling on Ebay as 'vintage'
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #366 on: March 08, 2014, 04:06:32 AM »
You realise that the "modern sound processor" you just got hold of is over 20 years old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #367 on: March 08, 2014, 07:56:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2014, 04:06:32 AM
You realise that the "modern sound processor" you just got hold of is over 20 years old.

Your technology is old enough to join I2.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #368 on: March 10, 2014, 12:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 08, 2014, 07:56:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2014, 04:06:32 AM
You realise that the "modern sound processor" you just got hold of is over 20 years old.

Your technology is old enough to join I2.

The modern ones are mere toys so yes, that's true.

You're getting old when making statements like that while thinking "and what's wrong with that?"
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #369 on: March 10, 2014, 01:52:39 AM »
When a little girl calls your daughter "mevrouw".
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #370 on: March 10, 2014, 06:12:08 AM »
What is a mevrouw?

I feel old now that articles written in the 80s are not recommended to reference because they are too old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #371 on: March 10, 2014, 06:36:54 AM »
Mevrouw in this case is both Mrs, and woman.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #372 on: March 11, 2014, 09:00:27 PM »
You're talking about your latest band crush with the waitress at the local diner and out of your mouth pops,

"They're so adorable.  I can't decide whether to adopt them or fuck them."  :zombiefuck:  :emb:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #373 on: March 12, 2014, 03:19:06 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 11, 2014, 09:00:27 PM
You're talking about your latest band crush with the waitress at the local diner and out of your mouth pops,

"They're so adorable.  I can't decide whether to adopt them or fuck them."  :zombiefuck:  :emb:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #374 on: March 13, 2014, 12:17:14 AM »
...you realise that the boy band you just trashed stopped playing twenty years ago.
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