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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2010, 09:31:05 AM »
Viagra becomes mandatory for your sex life.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2010, 09:38:34 AM »
Your parents tell you to stop being so grumpy.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2010, 12:22:11 PM »
You realise that 45 is not that bad.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2010, 03:37:50 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 27, 2010, 12:22:11 PM
You realise that 45 is not that bad.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2010, 03:39:53 PM »
When you see younger siblings going bald and grey.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2010, 08:51:09 PM »
When you want people to forget about your Birthday
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2010, 09:31:14 PM »
when on your birthday you have been 29 for 20 years.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2010, 11:09:24 PM »
When you put the word 'The' in front of words that don't need them eg:

The Facebook

The MTV

etc...
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2010, 01:58:31 AM »
When you see the trends you wore as a kid become popular again.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2010, 07:01:22 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on January 29, 2010, 01:58:31 AM
When you see the trends you wore as a kid become popular again.

For the third time....
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2010, 09:38:21 PM »
When you can;t drink/drug like ypu used to
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2010, 06:04:17 PM »
when sitting around reading posts is a highlight in your day
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2010, 06:39:54 PM »
When the kids you babysat only last week or so, you swear it wasn't much longer ago, now have kids of their own…
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2010, 02:42:42 AM »
Quote from: Tigger_the_Wing on February 02, 2010, 06:39:54 PM
When the kids you babysat only last week or so, you swear it wasn't much longer ago, now have kids of their own…

The last kids you babysat where mine....don't say things like that. My kids will be my babies forever. :laugh:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2010, 03:04:03 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 03, 2010, 02:42:42 AM
Quote from: Tigger_the_Wing on February 02, 2010, 06:39:54 PM
When the kids you babysat only last week or so, you swear it wasn't much longer ago, now have kids of their own…

The last kids you babysat where mine....don't say things like that. My kids will be my babies forever. :laugh:

Well, yes; but I was chatting today (on Fæcesbook) to a little girl who effectively moved in with us when her mother died. Only she's not a little girl any more, she's 27 and has a daughter of her own!
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