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you know that you are getting old when....
« on: January 25, 2010, 10:42:33 AM »
your nipples get harder than your cock.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 10:44:11 AM »
When you have dry dreams and wet farts?  :zoinks:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 10:45:42 AM »
the back of your neck is wetter than your pussy
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 10:59:53 AM »
The older you get the better you were
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 11:01:32 AM »
and the less you know
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2010, 02:16:07 PM »
You go shopping to buy a walker.   :laugh:

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 02:20:11 PM »
it takes tou 15 minutes to get throough the express lane.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 05:38:13 PM »
You long for the days when your hair was just a bit grey.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2010, 06:20:31 PM »
When you have 20 pairs of reading glasses but can't remember where any of them are
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2010, 03:17:01 AM »
You don't use drugs any more, you take meds.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2010, 03:06:40 PM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on January 26, 2010, 03:17:01 AM
You don't use drugs any more, you take meds.

And you think that's normal.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2010, 03:14:33 PM »
A lot of the drugs yoy took are not popular any moe
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2010, 10:29:26 PM »
You make a phone call and some asshole puts you on hold for 20 minutes, and the music playing through the phone is Led Zeppelin and not Barry Manilow or some other crap. :zombiefuck:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2010, 05:14:36 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on January 26, 2010, 10:29:26 PM
You make a phone call and some asshole puts you on hold for 20 minutes, and the music playing through the phone is Led Zeppelin and not Barry Manilow or some other crap. :zombiefuck:
the elevator music is the music of your youth?

haha.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2010, 09:23:08 AM »
When you hear a song on a "classic rock" or "oldies" station that you clearly remember when that song came out.

If you still think it's weird that 6 year old kids have cellphones.

If you still say "interweb" when you refer to the internet.

If you still use America Online and think it's better than a basic web connection

If you still pronounce http:// when you're giving someone a website URL.

If your hair is white and you're not an electrician.

If you've ever said "new fangled".

If you remember when your normal bus route was served by trolleys that seemed to spook the horses.

If you still call black people "colored" and don't understand why people see anything wrong with that.
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