ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.

[McGiver]

hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?

thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

[McGiver]

Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

[DirtDawg]

hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?

thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

Glad it's going well. You're proud, right now, but wait 'til your balls start to get bigger, because you have a boy!

 

[McGiver]

hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?

thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

Glad it's going well. You're proud, right now, but wait 'til your balls start to get bigger, because you have a boy!

 

i have noticed a pang down there since early this morning.  is that growing pains?  because i thought i had the clap.

[DirtDawg]

hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?

thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

Glad it's going well. You're proud, right now, but wait 'til your balls start to get bigger, because you have a boy!

 

i have noticed a pang down there since early this morning.  is that growing pains?  because i thought i had the clap.

Take care of Mrs. McJ and you'll be in great shape. You may be surprised how much mileage you get out of taking over, everything, for a couple of hours and allowing her a relaxing, hot bath, when she wants. But, I'm sure you're getting the hang of this stuff, by now.

[McGiver]

listen to you.  me posting while she cleans the bottles. 

in all seriousness; i have been taking care of things pretty much all day.  she won't let me near the bottles.  she doesn't trust me to clean them right.

[thepeaguy]

Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o

[McGiver]

Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o

mary X to you.  and to all a good shagging.

[QuirkyCarla]

Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[McGiver]

Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

oh there is more?

[thepeaguy]

Do you have any autistic children, Jaggs?

[Peter]

Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?

[McGiver]

Do you have any autistic children, Jaggs?

my eldest daughter has a sizeable forehead.

[McGiver]

Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?

no.  nor do i have a desire to.

[Peter]

Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?

no.  nor do i have a desire to.

Would you not like to take your insertive escapades to their logical conclusion?