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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #990 on: June 09, 2007, 06:45:07 PM »
mushrooms are my least favorite food.  has nothing to do with the flavour.  but the texture in my mouth drives me batty.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #991 on: June 09, 2007, 06:49:33 PM »
How do you feel about eggplant?

Does it matter if either is cooked or raw?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #992 on: June 09, 2007, 06:59:44 PM »
don't like it.  if i recall, it is slimey.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #993 on: June 09, 2007, 07:23:31 PM »
What about the cooked/raw pertaining to mushrooms?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #994 on: June 09, 2007, 07:45:04 PM »
wouldn't know.

i bet that i don't notice them at all if they are cut up real fine.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #995 on: June 09, 2007, 08:00:02 PM »
Would you ever put on a diaper just for fun?
after i had my bowel obstruction surgery two years ago (and almost died) i had to wear a diaper for about three weeks, and it wasn't fun.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #996 on: June 09, 2007, 08:09:24 PM »
mushrooms are my least favorite food.  has nothing to do with the flavour.  but the texture in my mouth drives me batty.
I don't mind the texture as much as the sound of chewing them. They squeak and it makes my teeth itch to hear them. Very few of them actually have any flavor to me, but the Chanterelle, which I find in the woods here, are awesome.

(Fuck! I didn't go mushroom hunting this year.)*





* just one of the many difficulties associated with depression combined with twathood.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #997 on: June 09, 2007, 08:18:22 PM »
Would you ever put on a diaper just for fun?
but i enjoyed the diapers alot more than the three foot tube that they stcuk down my nose and i was forced to swallow it all the way tomy stomach.

it's purpose:  to suck the bile out of me.  smells awful.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #998 on: June 09, 2007, 10:10:31 PM »
Would you ever put on a diaper just for fun?
but i enjoyed the diapers alot more than the three foot tube that they stcuk down my nose and i was forced to swallow it all the way tomy stomach.

it's purpose:  to suck the bile out of me.  smells awful.

The thing that gave me the most trouble when my daughter was in the hospital when she was a baby was that nasogastric tube.  They actually wanted me to stick that thing down her nose into her stomach.  They gave me a stethoscope so I could listen and hear whether it was in her stomach or lungs, but I could not really be sure how it was supposed to sound.  It would be really bad if it had gone into her lungs, of course.  I did not want to do it, so the nurse made me do it with her hand over my hand, but my daughter cried the whole time and so did I, so the doctor decided to send us a home health care nurse to take care of putting in the tube, if it came out.

Did it hurt you while it was going in?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #999 on: June 09, 2007, 10:53:51 PM »
Would you ever put on a diaper just for fun?
after i had my bowel obstruction surgery two years ago (and almost died) i had to wear a diaper for about three weeks, and it wasn't fun.


I'll take it as a no.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #1000 on: June 09, 2007, 10:55:14 PM »
Would you ever put on a diaper just for fun?
but i enjoyed the diapers alot more than the three foot tube that they stcuk down my nose and i was forced to swallow it all the way tomy stomach.

it's purpose:  to suck the bile out of me.  smells awful.


Now I am confused. Now I take it as a yes. So I have yes and no as an answer. Which one is it?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #1001 on: June 09, 2007, 10:55:56 PM »
:LMAO:

I suspect he'd rather neither.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #1002 on: June 09, 2007, 11:28:10 PM »
mushrooms are my least favorite food.  has nothing to do with the flavour.  but the texture in my mouth drives me batty.
I used to work at a mushroom farm and those particular mushrooms (the one of which you have pictured) were also called Swiss Brown.

And Spokane Girl, I think his answer is no although he can think of worse things to happen.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #1003 on: June 10, 2007, 06:06:59 AM »
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Did it hurt you while it was going in?
it wasn't so bad.  but i was constantly trying to gag it back up as it was going down.


they did it to me twice.  the second time it was much easier, because they had me drinking water as it went down.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #1004 on: June 10, 2007, 06:52:24 AM »
Would you ever put on a diaper just for fun?
after i had my bowel obstruction surgery two years ago (and almost died) i had to wear a diaper for about three weeks, and it wasn't fun.


I'll take it as a no.

not so fast.


i have had two bowel obstructions in my life.  one when i was born, another 35 years later.

i am thinking that by the time i get my third one, i will simply live with a device that takes my waste from me.
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