ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.

[purposefulinsanity]

   I was actually thinking of making a mini tube sock for it, since the septics seem to have such a fondness for jacking off into them.

[Lucifer]

'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php

[purposefulinsanity]

'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php

Of course I have- wasn't I the one that sent you the link to that site? 

You do know Mcj will not be impressed that we talked about knitting in his thread don't you? But since men prefer visuals this  should distract him long enough to forget we did it.

[Lucifer]

ah, but he might be impressed if we said that knitters can make things like this:
.

(although, personally, i think we'd prefer:
 

that line of hair running down from the navel... oh lawks, i am sitting in a pool of my own desire...   

[McGiver]

'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php

the baby socks will be just fine.

i am fairly straight, but curve, oh so slightly to the left.

which side is your g-spot on?

[Lucifer]

'ere, PI - you seen this site?

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/socks.php

the baby socks will be just fine.

i am fairly straight, but curve, oh so slightly to the left.

which side is your g-spot on?

shouldn't you be asking this in my thread?  or are you just spreading your inquisitiveness all around the board?

actually, i think it's pretty much in the middle.  of my forehead.

[Litigious]

(although, personally, i think we'd prefer:
 

that line of hair running down from the navel... oh lawks, i am sitting in a pool of my own desire...   

You won't have a guy like that anymore than I will have Paris Hilton, bitch. 

[Lucifer]

i had to laugh.  actually, my last partner had a body not dissimilar to that of the man above.

and do change the record, Littlegenitals.  or are you a one shot dullard?

[duncvis]

You won't have a guy like that anymore than I will have Paris Hilton, bitch. 

You'd have Paris Hilton? Greeugh. I wouldn't fuck her with yours.

[McGiver]

any more questions for your master?

i was hoping to get to 69 pages so that i can lock this thread and start another one!

[Eclair]

any more questions for your master?

i was hoping to get to 69 pages so that i can lock this thread and start another one!

OK, I was reading some thread here and some guy...a dolt probably, said he had a hand-job fetish.  So I was just wondering...where do you think that comes from?  Memories from the virgin days?

[McGiver]

it has to do with not being able to control the tempo.

i hold it.  i hold it.  i hold it.
until i cannot hold it anymore.

and then i explode.

[Eclair]

it has to do with not being able to control the tempo.

i hold it.  i hold it.  i hold it.
until i cannot hold it anymore.

and then i explode.

That's usually the desired outcome.  I'd ask more questions about it, but it would turn into something naughty!

[Lucifer]

oh, don't restrain yourself, eclair.  i mean, it's not as though this place is renowned for its propriety... 

[Eclair]

oh, don't restrain yourself, eclair.  i mean, it's not as though this place is renowned for its propriety... 

Oh I know that, I'm trying to protect McJ!