A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: calandale on May 22, 2007, 11:17:02 PMSo, now that I made up the 3k or so advantage that you had on screen,how long will it take for me to getthe other 19k on you? I'm guessinga year.that is how long that it took me.when the board was much slower and i didn't have myself to postwhore against.you beating me is kinda like barry bonds beating hank aaron. you used anabolic steroids. you had an unfair advantage.pwned.
So, now that I made up the 3k or so advantage that you had on screen,how long will it take for me to getthe other 19k on you? I'm guessinga year.
Quote from: McSmartass on May 23, 2007, 07:00:50 AMQuote from: calandale on May 22, 2007, 11:17:02 PMSo, now that I made up the 3k or so advantage that you had on screen,how long will it take for me to getthe other 19k on you? I'm guessinga year.that is how long that it took me.when the board was much slower and i didn't have myself to postwhore against.you beating me is kinda like barry bonds beating hank aaron. you used anabolic steroids. you had an unfair advantage.pwned.1. Yeah, but I have to keep up with your other posts2. You ALWAYS have yourself to postwhore against. I did it mainly against myself.There is no one here I've pwnd more.3. Tea is a steroid? Sorry, I'm just naturally this way.Probably bi-polar.
Why Ginsing?
Quote from: calandale on May 23, 2007, 08:52:04 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 07:53:30 AMQuote from: The_P on May 23, 2007, 07:51:46 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 07:48:38 AMA clean cunt will not taste of piss.Showered and ready for Duncshit?Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cockIf they're trained corectly, they don't mind.Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),if they're not freshly cleaned?Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?trained like a lap dog?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 07:53:30 AMQuote from: The_P on May 23, 2007, 07:51:46 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 07:48:38 AMA clean cunt will not taste of piss.Showered and ready for Duncshit?Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cockIf they're trained corectly, they don't mind.Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),if they're not freshly cleaned?Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?
Quote from: The_P on May 23, 2007, 07:51:46 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 07:48:38 AMA clean cunt will not taste of piss.Showered and ready for Duncshit?Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 07:48:38 AMA clean cunt will not taste of piss.Showered and ready for Duncshit?
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
How's your week going?
Snaked? You're not screwed over, are you?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 23, 2007, 06:07:57 PMHow's your week going?someone snaked my regular job at work, monday. so i am bumming around, doing odd jobs. i took monday and today off and i helped my wife run the PTA bookfair at the kids school.not too bad. i got to take naps each day. other than that, i'm bored stiff.
What job is that?
Are you planning on coaching your kids' soccer teams again this year?