ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.

[Eclair]

ihave seen these results before.

I've seen when Harry Met Sally.

good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.

Practice makes perfect.
Do you verbalise throughout the event?

no.
i quietly count my rythem and practice my porn expression.

Well, no you wouldn't make my legs shake for 24 hours then...

not that you would want to of course....

[McGiver]

you called my bluff.
you win.


.....or do you?

[Eclair]

you called my bluff.
you win.


.....or do you?

It's not always about winning.
Is having a finger up your ass (or similar) a pleasurable experience that most people should try at least once?

[Calandale]

What is similar to an ass, for having a finger up?

[paradox]

ihave seen these results before.

I've seen when Harry Met Sally.

good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.

so you think you could push me as far as the ever sough after female ejaculation?

what tricks do you have yo your sleeve that make you think you can manage that?

[McGiver]

ihave seen these results before.

I've seen when Harry Met Sally.

good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.

so you think you could push me as far as the ever sough after female ejaculation?

what tricks do you have yo your sleeve that make you think you can manage that?

it's really all about the buildup to the time when i keep hittong that spot with timed thrusts.

[Eclair]

ihave seen these results before.

I've seen when Harry Met Sally.

good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.

so you think you could push me as far as the ever sough after female ejaculation?

what tricks do you have yo your sleeve that make you think you can manage that?

it's really all about the buildup to the time when i keep hittong that spot with timed thrusts.

Ahh, so you have a technique?  Interesting...I thought your self esteem was so high that you though girls just started spurting love juice the minute you walked in the room...

I mean, just the fact you exist and are breathing would turn a girl on, right???  We're only human.

[McGiver]

ihave seen these results before.

I've seen when Harry Met Sally.

good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.

so you think you could push me as far as the ever sough after female ejaculation?

what tricks do you have yo your sleeve that make you think you can manage that?

it's really all about the buildup to the time when i keep hittong that spot with timed thrusts.

Ahh, so you have a technique?  Interesting...I thought your self esteem was so high that you though girls just started spurting love juice the minute you walked in the room...

I mean, just the fact you exist and are breathing would turn a girl on, right???  We're only human.

actually, you aren't too far off from the truth if i was still a young stud.  but as i got older (i am 37) i found that i needed more of an edge than my undeniable charm.

[Eclair]

ihave seen these results before.

I've seen when Harry Met Sally.

good one.  but i didn't see her shoot little spurts of love juice in his face, and walk like she spun around 100 times with her eyes closed.

so you think you could push me as far as the ever sough after female ejaculation?

what tricks do you have yo your sleeve that make you think you can manage that?

it's really all about the buildup to the time when i keep hittong that spot with timed thrusts.

Ahh, so you have a technique?  Interesting...I thought your self esteem was so high that you though girls just started spurting love juice the minute you walked in the room...

I mean, just the fact you exist and are breathing would turn a girl on, right???  We're only human.

actually, you aren't too far off from the truth if i was still a young stud.  but as i got older (i am 37) i found that i needed more of an edge than my undeniable charm.

Now it all falls into place...but you still haven't answered the finger up the anus question.

[McGiver]

i thought that the finger up the anus question was a statement, and i already plussed you for it.


sure, i have no problems having something shoved in my anus.

[Calandale]

What is the largest thing you've had up there?

[purposefulinsanity]

What is the largest thing you've had up there?

This:




What a night that was

[McGiver]

What is the largest thing you've had up there?

that, above.

i couldn't walk right for weeks.

what a night.

[Calandale]

I thought we were supposed to answer seriously.

I kinda honestly want to know - maybe I should
just start a thread on it, so everyone can answer.

[purposefulinsanity]

Sorry I always have a mischievous streak in me, especially when it comes to my bitch.