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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #360 on: April 01, 2007, 07:05:53 PM »
You won't even acknowledge the horror you'd feel if one of your daughters have a lesbain affair with me?   :'(
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #361 on: April 01, 2007, 07:11:46 PM »
Quote from: A Href on April 01, 2007, 07:05:53 PM
You won't even acknowledge the horror you'd feel if one of your daughters have a lesbain affair with me?   :'(

i expect them to experiment.

i couldn't think of a more interesting subject than you.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #362 on: April 01, 2007, 07:13:31 PM »
I've been pwnd.

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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #363 on: April 01, 2007, 07:15:45 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 07:11:46 PM
Quote from: A Href on April 01, 2007, 07:05:53 PM
You won't even acknowledge the horror you'd feel if one of your daughters have a lesbain affair with me?   :'(

i expect them to experiment.

i couldn't think of a more interesting subject than you.

So, if the person giving you the pussy-eating grin while you smelled their anus on your daughter's breath was a woman, you'd be ok with it?  Or at least not drill a hole through their head and fuck them through it?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #364 on: April 01, 2007, 07:18:32 PM »
different subjects.


i assume that PMS Elle would wait until theu were in their 20's.

big difference.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #365 on: April 01, 2007, 07:34:00 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 07:18:32 PM
different subjects.


i assume that PMS Elle would wait until theu were in their 20's.

big difference.

Well, at least 18 or 19.  It woudln't be that big a deal as they coudln't get knocked up from delightful lesbian stuff.  :P
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #366 on: April 12, 2007, 12:28:35 PM »
Do you like the use of condoms?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #367 on: April 12, 2007, 05:46:52 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 12, 2007, 12:28:35 PM
Do you like the use of condoms?
no i don't.

but if i were a single male i would use them religiously.


good q
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #368 on: April 12, 2007, 06:14:56 PM »
Has the swelling gone down yet?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #369 on: April 12, 2007, 06:16:13 PM »
a while ago.

my balls have been smacking against arse without pain for about 2 months now.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #370 on: April 13, 2007, 05:57:16 AM »
i hate being smacked in the balls...

especially by guys who are on the verge of homosexual tendancies :(

well its just ant, a guy i know who works in the cybercafe where i frequent... grr i mildly detest him for that alone...

anyone else hate being hit in the balls or caught offguard ?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #371 on: April 13, 2007, 06:24:22 AM »
i used to play soccer when i was younger.

i can't tell you how many times i went down like a sack of potatoes after having been kneed in the nutters.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #372 on: April 13, 2007, 07:18:26 AM »
oi McJ.... one question... would you ?? if she were real ???
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #373 on: April 13, 2007, 07:20:46 AM »
The Japanese can only dream of their women having tits like that, the mysogynistic baaastards.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #374 on: April 13, 2007, 07:27:20 AM »
Quote from: ~BadgerTom~ on April 13, 2007, 07:18:26 AM
oi McJ.... one question... would you ?? if she were real ???

sure.

wanna watch?
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