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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #345 on: April 01, 2007, 03:55:17 PM »
uh uh.

she wants me, me me!
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #346 on: April 01, 2007, 03:57:41 PM »
I saw her first damnit !!!  :razz:
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #347 on: April 01, 2007, 03:59:45 PM »
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #348 on: April 01, 2007, 04:02:46 PM »
Which intensity member would you least like one of your daughters to become sexually involved with?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #349 on: April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM »
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #350 on: April 01, 2007, 04:17:28 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.

Because Teejay wouldn't rim them, rape them or Nomaken them?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #351 on: April 01, 2007, 06:09:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.

What about having them hook up with me in a lesbian affair?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #352 on: April 01, 2007, 06:29:42 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 01, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.

Because Teejay wouldn't rim them, rape them or Nomaken them?

no.

because he seems like a really nice guy.  and i am proud to say that he has grown into a man over the past year.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #353 on: April 01, 2007, 06:37:36 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 01, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.

Because Teejay wouldn't rim them, rape them or Nomaken them?

no.

because he seems like a really nice guy.  and i am proud to say that he has grown into a man over the past year.

And I'm not a nice guy?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #354 on: April 01, 2007, 06:38:19 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 01, 2007, 06:37:36 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 01, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.

Because Teejay wouldn't rim them, rape them or Nomaken them?

no.

because he seems like a really nice guy.  and i am proud to say that he has grown into a man over the past year.

And I'm not a nice guy?
but i want grandkids someday.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #355 on: April 01, 2007, 06:42:24 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 06:38:19 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 01, 2007, 06:37:36 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 01, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 04:06:00 PM
probably litigious.
then you.
then nomaken.


i think that i would be proud if they hooked up with a guy like teejay though.

Because Teejay wouldn't rim them, rape them or Nomaken them?

no.

because he seems like a really nice guy.  and i am proud to say that he has grown into a man over the past year.

And I'm not a nice guy?
but i want grandkids someday.

What makes you think Teejay's more suited to making kids than I am?  ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #356 on: April 01, 2007, 06:43:10 PM »
because he can probably keep it up. :laugh:
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #357 on: April 01, 2007, 06:53:03 PM »
I could use a plastic cup and a turkey baster.  Besides, it's less an issue of keeping it up, and more one of needing more stimulation than any woman so far has been able to give.  The girl I'm going to see thinks she could change that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #358 on: April 01, 2007, 06:54:41 PM »
maybe you need more male bonding.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #359 on: April 01, 2007, 07:01:10 PM »
Maybe, but I'm looking for more than just sex right now, and I can't get that from guys.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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