Fuck off noob

[Gopher Gary]

OMG it's like a born again n00b. Do you mind being my new special interest? 

  You furry tart, you say that to all the n00bs.

 

It's a great pickup line.

That's how I gets all my bitches. 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Every time I come here to lurk, someone sends me a PM.

Did you show them your tits??   

[Grey Area]

Did you show them your tits??   

Not to the best of my recollection.

[MLA]

I was just going to say "certain parts of the internet" but whatever.

Plus, you sure it was 4chan brah? Lots of other ones out there you know.

Violation of rules 1 and 2: caught red handed. Oh well.

ED seems to have relegated it to old meme status: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rage
I still like it though, so ED can fuck off.

Were you banned from WP?

No. Not yet, anyway. Actually, I probably won't get banned since in order to do so I would have to actually bother engaging in discussions there...

Granted, I did find a lot of information there which I have found very useful, but Jesus fucking Christ I'm too bored with those people to even finish writing a sentence about th

What violations did you do there?

I did a violation once

[Jack]

Violator.

[Grey Area]

2010 was a wild ride.

["couldbecousin"]

Violator.

 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I had a great idea for an introduction about a minute ago, but it's gone now so fuck it.

Lick my love pump.

[Jack]

Are you still here, Grey Area?

[odeon]

Doesn't look like it.

[Jack]

Though hasn't posted in almost three weeks.

[Grey Area]

You're all so needy.

[Jack]

Zeg once explained it well, but can't find the post. Something about the interest involved with acquiring members who aren't just out to troll the place short term.

You're all so needy.

Would you prefer to be ignored or made to feel unwelcomed? There have been members here in the past who seem to prefer rejection over acceptance.

[Jack]

Zeg once explained it well, but can't find the post.

Found it.

Nah, thing is, we tend to get 3 types of members

1. Those who introduce themselves nicely, for then to participate at their own pace.
2. Those who introduce themselves nicely, for then to never ever post again. Ever.
3. Those who kick the door down, barge in, and post pics of penises, ripped off tits, for then to argue with everybody about how they want to be more accepted, and preferably right away.

We have had a looot of #3 lately, that is, a lot of that in one person.
Other than that we have #2, again and again and again

We're just... longing for a nice ol #1 for a change :I
You seem like that person!
You might be our #1 :O

No pressure!
Chosen One.

[Gopher Gary]

You're all so needy.