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Re: I confess...
« Reply #180 on: December 22, 2012, 10:58:13 PM »
I forgot to put fresh bird seed for the parakeet for 3 days.  Very cruel of me.
<slips pot seeds into food dish

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Re: I confess...
« Reply #181 on: December 22, 2012, 11:03:18 PM »
I confess I read this book and never once cried. In fact, a few parts made me chuckle.   :asthing:
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #182 on: December 23, 2012, 01:38:03 AM »
I forgot to put fresh bird seed for the parakeet for 3 days.  Very cruel of me.

  "That's OK!  I forgive you!"   :parrot:
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #183 on: December 23, 2012, 01:38:58 AM »
I forgot to put fresh bird seed for the parakeet for 3 days.  Very cruel of me.
<slips pot seeds into food dish

  "Woohoo, now I feel great!  Thanks dude!"   :parrot:
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #184 on: December 23, 2012, 03:29:39 PM »
I forgot to put fresh bird seed for the parakeet for 3 days.  Very cruel of me.
<slips pot seeds into food dish

So thoughtful. 
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #185 on: December 26, 2012, 06:31:29 PM »
I haven't smoked a spliff (thc/its oil filled fag) for over a week now and did not cum, playing, for that same stretch of time either. Good thing, otoh.. um, opposite hand-ed-ness? Dunno.. el longing for both isn't gone, I confess, here.

*farts in rome/mecca's direction
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #186 on: December 27, 2012, 10:21:41 AM »
I haven't smoked a spliff (thc/its oil filled fag) for over a week now and did not cum, playing, for that same stretch of time either. Good thing, otoh.. um, opposite hand-ed-ness? Dunno.. el longing for both isn't gone, I confess, here.

*farts in rome/mecca's direction

That must have been difficult considering that you have spent the past several days thinking about my penis.  :zoinks:

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Re: I confess...
« Reply #187 on: December 27, 2012, 01:47:34 PM »
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Will stop thinking about it.
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #188 on: January 10, 2013, 03:51:16 PM »
I confess.. I believe, I can 'actually' fall in love with a song. Also feel heartbroken, alone and halfway depressed when I forget to play the song (or a couple of -s).  Think it's part of my 'pervasiveness'.

When I remember to (for I forget/for longer stretches of time sometimes/doing other stuff/yet whilst in love).. play the song(-s) again.. and my mood usually takes a turn for the better again.

Remarkable 'mechanism' this is with me.
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #189 on: July 08, 2013, 08:21:18 PM »
  I confess ... I drink way too much ... Simply Apple!  :apple:   It tastes like cider!
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #190 on: July 08, 2013, 08:25:28 PM »
I confess to messing with Jack's karma. :stick:

I am ready for my penance. :bonban: :P
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #191 on: July 08, 2013, 08:29:10 PM »
You should change your avatar back to a semicolon; never understood the why of the elephant, though. Guess maybe if the elephant were understood, it's possible it might be preferred over the semicolon. What's up with the elephant?

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Re: I confess...
« Reply #192 on: July 08, 2013, 08:32:10 PM »
You should change your avatar back to a semicolon; never understood the why of the elephant, though. Guess maybe if the elephant were understood, it's possible it might be preferred over the semicolon. What's up with the elephant?

It's a mastodon.

There's a thread somewhere where PPK called me an echolalic mastodon. CBC posted the mastodon picture as a picture of me. :) I changed my personal text and avatar to match, in the spirit of fun. :thumbup:
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Re: I confess...
« Reply #193 on: July 08, 2013, 08:33:02 PM »
Are you echolalic?

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Re: I confess...
« Reply #194 on: July 08, 2013, 08:35:29 PM »
Are you echolalic?

I was being repetitive.

If I recall correctly, that was when Soph called me out for posting anti-British and pro-American jokes. :)

I tend to perseverate.
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