A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I forgot to put fresh bird seed for the parakeet for 3 days. Very cruel of me.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 22, 2012, 08:39:05 PMI forgot to put fresh bird seed for the parakeet for 3 days. Very cruel of me.<slips pot seeds into food dish
I haven't smoked a spliff (thc/its oil filled fag) for over a week now and did not cum, playing, for that same stretch of time either. Good thing, otoh.. um, opposite hand-ed-ness? Dunno.. el longing for both isn't gone, I confess, here.*farts in rome/mecca's direction
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
You should change your avatar back to a semicolon; never understood the why of the elephant, though. Guess maybe if the elephant were understood, it's possible it might be preferred over the semicolon. What's up with the elephant?
Are you echolalic?