I confess...

[midlifeaspie]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

["couldbecousin"]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

    You're all going to hell. 

[Queen Victoria]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

    You're all going to hell. 

I'm innocent.  The Devil made me do it. 

[skyblue1]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

    You're all going to hell. 

Cool. When do we leave

[Queen Victoria]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

    You're all going to hell. 

Cool. When do we leave

"Take the Last Train to Clarksville", next stop Hades
"I've Got a Ticket to Ride", ditto.

[odeon]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Susan is unsuitable.

["couldbecousin"]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Susan is unsuitable.

  Susan is sad now.  ----->   

['andersom']

I confess, that out of the list, I only know Susan, even know a handful of Susans. I did know a Betty, over 20 years ago, but no idea where she went.

[odeon]

Susan doesn't want to talk to me.

['andersom']

Awwww,

I don't know any of the Susans I know well enough to talk to them about that.

[odeon]

I think it might be a bit strange for your Susan to listen to you go on about my Susan and me. But that's just me.

['andersom']

Maybe one of my Susans is your Susan? 

I mean, how many Susans can there be, in this world, it is said to be a small world after all.

[Callaway]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

I confess that I personally know all these women except for Gloria and Hortense.

Do you know how to make a Hortense?

You don't pay her.

[MissKitty]

I confess I've never done a church confession 

  It's very serious business.  You go into the confessional and tell the priest
   all of your sins.  Then you express contrition and receive your penance.   

I had to lie in the confessional.........couldnt think of anything to confess, so  I just made shit up.

Is lying and saying you are a sinner, when you didnt do anything, a sin?

  1.) Yes, lying is a sin.
   2.) But all have sinned, I'm sure you did  something.
   3.) I assign you 10 Hail Marys!   

And if the Marys aren't available, you can have Susan, Lucille, Cathy, Tiffany, Gloria, Alice, Betty, Sheila, Hortense and Loretta.

Hortense was no virgin, I tell you what 

I confess that I personally know all these women except for Gloria and Hortense.

Do you know how to make a Hortense?

You don't pay her.

Tell her you're looking for a monogamous commitment

[Lestat]

I confess....I am awful at remembering to tidy my room.

I confess...I really, REALLY do like misskitty

I confess, I often blast out loud, heavy music all through the night, into the early hours of the morning (in other words, day in, day out, including while I sleep (lol...currently playing slayer-angel of death, as loud as my CD system goes.) Just the right music for a church confession:D