A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Litigious on January 01, 2007, 11:46:57 AMI'm drinking nothing, but I wish that I'd drink female pee. It's been a long time since I did. Would this be a little sip, or a full glass? Do you squirt it up her ass and drink it out of there with a straw?
I'm drinking nothing, but I wish that I'd drink female pee. It's been a long time since I did.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 01, 2007, 02:25:22 PMQuote from: Litigious on January 01, 2007, 11:46:57 AMI'm drinking nothing, but I wish that I'd drink female pee. It's been a long time since I did. Would this be a little sip, or a full glass? Do you squirt it up her ass and drink it out of there with a straw?No, I'll be perfectly satisfied with drinking a mouthful directly from the source. Now I'm drinking water.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
But she drank more of mine, and she actually drank it out of a wine glass once or twice.
Quote from: Litigious on January 01, 2007, 05:54:27 PMBut she drank more of mine, and she actually drank it out of a wine glass once or twice. Warm, room temp or chilled?