A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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The Princess Royal and I took a ride this afternoon. Stopped at a McDonald's for something to drink. They don't have senior coffee prices! I had to pay $1 for a small cup instead of 50 cents.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 07, 2011, 04:32:19 PMThe Princess Royal and I took a ride this afternoon. Stopped at a McDonald's for something to drink. They don't have senior coffee prices! I had to pay $1 for a small cup instead of 50 cents. Here at McDonald's, all sizes of sodas from child size to large are the same price, $1.
Now I want some iced tea.
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