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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4005 on: July 26, 2007, 05:11:24 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 26, 2007, 05:10:39 AM
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:09:21 AM
I'm currently drinking Swedish beer. Mariestad's, to be more exact. Alcohol lvl. 5.3%, according to the can.
Hand me a carton.  I'm going to need it!
Was it not there?
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4006 on: July 26, 2007, 05:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 26, 2007, 05:10:39 AM
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:09:21 AM
I'm currently drinking Swedish beer. Mariestad's, to be more exact. Alcohol lvl. 5.3%, according to the can.
Hand me a carton.  I'm going to need it!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit..! Beers come in cartons?!
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4007 on: July 26, 2007, 05:24:31 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on July 26, 2007, 05:11:24 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 26, 2007, 05:10:39 AM
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:09:21 AM
I'm currently drinking Swedish beer. Mariestad's, to be more exact. Alcohol lvl. 5.3%, according to the can.
Hand me a carton.  I'm going to need it!
Was it not there?

Maybe he sent it, but I drank it and can't remember  ;)
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4008 on: July 26, 2007, 05:28:59 AM »
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:23:01 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 26, 2007, 05:10:39 AM
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:09:21 AM
I'm currently drinking Swedish beer. Mariestad's, to be more exact. Alcohol lvl. 5.3%, according to the can.
Hand me a carton.  I'm going to need it!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit..! Beers come in cartons?!

24 beers come in a carton...or 'slab' of beer as we call it.  Something to give your mate when he helps you move house, or tiles your patio.

http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/xxxx/xxxx.htm

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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4009 on: July 26, 2007, 05:32:44 AM »
But inside that carton, those beers still are contained in cans! Sheesh, you women and your so-called "beer-knowledge"! We gave you the right to vote for THIS?!? ???
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4010 on: July 26, 2007, 05:35:04 AM »
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:32:44 AM
But inside that carton, those beers still are contained in cans! Sheesh, you women and your so-called "beer-knowledge"! We gave you the right to vote for THIS?!? ???

A can of grog will get you nowhere, a carton will!

Don't go much for beer, but it's good on a hot day.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4011 on: July 26, 2007, 05:39:29 AM »
I forgot you're Australian. That, by definition, automatically means you know everything there is to know about beer! Right?! :)

Speaking of which, what the hell does "Tassie got the chop" mean? Don't tell me it's an ancient Aboriginese term for female circumsition? The pain of which can only be numbed via huge cans of lager? Bruce? Questionmark?
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4012 on: July 26, 2007, 05:42:48 AM »
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:39:29 AM
I forgot you're Australian. That, by definition, automatically means you know everything there is to know about beer! Right?! :)

Speaking of which, what the hell does "Tassie got the chop" mean? Don't tell me it's an ancient Aboriginese term for female circumsition? The pain of which can only be numbed via huge cans of lager? Bruce? Questionmark?

No, I don't know anything much about beer.  Tassie got the chop, dunno, probably because it's an island that people forgot to draw on maps of Australia for many years.  But we have a joke that Tasmanians are all inbreds with two heads.  It's an okker thing, a bit outdated.  I don't go much for that sort of shit. 
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4013 on: July 26, 2007, 05:47:08 AM »
teh caffeine. :coffee: :GA: :GA:
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4014 on: July 26, 2007, 05:48:57 AM »
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No, I don't know anything much about beer.  Tassie got the chop, dunno, probably because it's an island that people forgot to draw on maps of Australia for many years.  But we have a joke that Tasmanians are all inbreds with two heads.  It's an okker thing, a bit outdated.  I don't go much for that sort of shit.

You don't? Damn. If it's any consolation to you, I don't know anything about herring. Yeah! I make a piss-poor excuse for a Swede. It's true.

Yep, the beer up here, we love it up here.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4015 on: July 26, 2007, 05:52:47 AM »
Quote from: zer0 on July 26, 2007, 05:48:57 AM
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No, I don't know anything much about beer.  Tassie got the chop, dunno, probably because it's an island that people forgot to draw on maps of Australia for many years.  But we have a joke that Tasmanians are all inbreds with two heads.  It's an okker thing, a bit outdated.  I don't go much for that sort of shit.

You don't? Damn. If it's any consolation to you, I don't know anything about herring. Yeah! I make a piss-poor excuse for a Swede. It's true.

Yep, the beer up here, we love it up here.

Oh, the blokes do.  And some of the chicks.  But beer just tends to fill you up and bloat you.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4016 on: July 26, 2007, 05:56:14 AM »
it does not. beer makes you feel full and you don't have to eat. beer is awesome, go beer!
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4017 on: July 26, 2007, 05:58:03 AM »
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beer makes you feel full and you don't have to eat.

how come six pints of beer makes you want a curry then?

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beer is awesome, go beer!

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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4018 on: July 26, 2007, 06:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on July 26, 2007, 05:58:03 AM
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beer makes you feel full and you don't have to eat.

how come six pints of beer makes you want a curry then?

it doesn't me. :P
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4019 on: July 26, 2007, 03:31:22 PM »
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