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I'm really drunk. I've had 2 bottles of red wine, and I'm about to start on the 3rd. I was supposed to be going out tonight, but I made an excuse not to, and now I've got the house to myself tonight.
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 22, 2010, 12:52:24 PMPolishing off a bottle of Laphroaig!! Make it shine, baby, make it shine. (Although I can't stand Scotch I do know that Laphroaig is one of the better/bestest ones.)
Polishing off a bottle of Laphroaig!!
Wine hangovers can be really nasty.
Quote from: Butterflies on October 22, 2010, 05:22:10 PMI'm really drunk. I've had 2 bottles of red wine, and I'm about to start on the 3rd. I was supposed to be going out tonight, but I made an excuse not to, and now I've got the house to myself tonight.That's a lot of wine for a little person. Your liver must be screaming for mercy! Will you regret it in the morning?
Quote from: Butterflies on October 22, 2010, 05:22:10 PMI'm really drunk. I've had 2 bottles of red wine, and I'm about to start on the 3rd. I was supposed to be going out tonight, but I made an excuse not to, and now I've got the house to myself tonight.Wine hangovers can be really nasty.
i love drunk girls.
why? did you drink all her wine? i'd be sniffing her pantys while she was gone
Quote from: Eclair on October 22, 2010, 05:39:30 PMQuote from: Butterflies on October 22, 2010, 05:22:10 PMI'm really drunk. I've had 2 bottles of red wine, and I'm about to start on the 3rd. I was supposed to be going out tonight, but I made an excuse not to, and now I've got the house to myself tonight.That's a lot of wine for a little person. Your liver must be screaming for mercy! Will you regret it in the morning?Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 22, 2010, 06:09:59 PMQuote from: Butterflies on October 22, 2010, 05:22:10 PMI'm really drunk. I've had 2 bottles of red wine, and I'm about to start on the 3rd. I was supposed to be going out tonight, but I made an excuse not to, and now I've got the house to myself tonight.Wine hangovers can be really nasty. Red wine is the only thing that doesn't give me a hangover. I've finished the 3rd bottle and I'm not completely drunk. When I'm totally drunk I get double vision and I need to close one of my eyes so that I can see properly. That hasn't happened yet. I am drunk, but I can be much drunker.