what are you drinking right now?

[odeon]

[Lucifer]

coffee.  only i forgot to put the vanilla pod in it, so that's a treat for later, or what?  oh the simple pleasures...

[Calandale]

Southern Comfort.
Shouldn't have let it into
my lungs though.

[Lucifer]

you're probably right, there.  unless it's some arcane sexual practice, of course.

[Calandale]

The problem was that I sucked my pipe
while I still had a mouthful. I usually do this,
but it didn't work right, this time.

[Lucifer]

the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft awry...

[Calandale]

Never laid a mouse,
only rats and a guinea pig.

[Lucifer]

i trust you used plenty of sellotape?  far too messy, otherwise.  and you can never get the bloodstains out...  trust me on this.

[Calandale]

The rat was semi-accidental, and my wife revived it.

The guinea pig was just a target for a cum shot.

No blood, in either case.

[Lucifer]

tut.  how pedestrian...   

[Calandale]

I don't usually mix the moment of death
with sex. Though my psycho ex always
was pushing for that.

[Lucifer]

how quaint.  if she/he was that psycho, maybe you should have obliged.

[Calandale]

how quaint.  if she/he was that psycho, maybe you should have obliged.

I was chicken. There would have been a body to
dispose of. She had a plan, but it seemed shaky
to me.

[Lucifer]

sigh - it's always the way, isn't it?

so, next time, get yourself a psycho with a more inventive imagination, i should.

[Calandale]

I'd rather not, though she was
the best that I've had, in bed.
It was just too painful.