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Offline Mr Smith

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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2010, 07:51:39 PM »
What about Rob Patterson?
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2010, 10:57:11 PM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2010, 11:04:10 PM »
Apparently Rush Limbaugh had his own things to say on Haiti  :thumbdn:

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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2010, 11:39:35 PM »
Olberman sucks just as much, for different reasons of course.   I hate just about all the talking heads on TV.   Olberman is just as worthless to me as a human as any other news personality.

Haitians and Voodoo are synonymous, and I think that is what Robertson was referencing.   Whatever, he is just as delusional as any person that practices Voodoo.   Should round them all up and execute them, Christians and Voodoo alike.
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2010, 11:40:59 PM »
Why not just kill everyone? That'd be easier.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2010, 02:04:48 AM »
Quote from: Singularity on January 14, 2010, 11:40:59 PM
Why not just kill everyone? That'd be easier.

Kill them all!!! :fsm: FSM knows his own!!!
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2010, 12:40:00 AM »
Quote from: Singularity on January 14, 2010, 11:40:59 PM
Why not just kill everyone? That'd be easier.
I agree.   Humanity deserves to be extinct.
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2010, 03:08:37 AM »
We could start with televangelists and their toadies. Turn it into a TV series, like the late Bill Hicks suggested:

This week, "Let's Hunt and Kill Pat Robertson."
Next week, "Let's Hunt and Kill Bill O'Reilly."
The week after that, "Let's Hunt and Kill Glenn Beck."

YGTI.
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2010, 10:44:25 AM »
Quote from: punkdrew on January 16, 2010, 03:08:37 AM
We could start with televangelists and their toadies. Turn it into a TV series, like the late Bill Hicks suggested:

This week, "Let's Hunt and Kill Pat Robertson."
Next week, "Let's Hunt and Kill Bill O'Reilly."
The week after that, "Let's Hunt and Kill Glenn Beck."

YGTI.

Now there's a series I might actually enjoy. :laugh:
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2010, 05:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 14, 2010, 12:28:03 PM
In addition to saying that the earthquake was a blessing in disguise because they can rebuild the toppled buildings without even referring to the casualties, he actually said that Haiti was cursed because they made a deal with the devil to get rid of French rule.

I wonder how he forms these lame opinions he tries to pass off as fact?
It is my understanding that the devil is pissed about what he said. The devil said that it is not true. If he had made a deal with the haitians, they would not be living in misery and poverty. But would have the best of everything and it would be party time everyday.

He also said he already has Pat's room ready to go in hell. Of course that preacher will have his dying time , just like the rest of us. :evillaugh:
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2010, 06:01:29 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 03, 2010, 05:58:35 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 14, 2010, 12:28:03 PM
In addition to saying that the earthquake was a blessing in disguise because they can rebuild the toppled buildings without even referring to the casualties, he actually said that Haiti was cursed because they made a deal with the devil to get rid of French rule.

I wonder how he forms these lame opinions he tries to pass off as fact?
It is my understanding that the devil is pissed about what he said. The devil said that it is not true. If he had made a deal with the haitians, they would not be living in misery and poverty. But would have the best of everything and it would be party time everyday.


the devil made a deal with the brazillians
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2010, 06:50:22 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 03, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 03, 2010, 05:58:35 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 14, 2010, 12:28:03 PM
In addition to saying that the earthquake was a blessing in disguise because they can rebuild the toppled buildings without even referring to the casualties, he actually said that Haiti was cursed because they made a deal with the devil to get rid of French rule.

I wonder how he forms these lame opinions he tries to pass off as fact?
It is my understanding that the devil is pissed about what he said. The devil said that it is not true. If he had made a deal with the haitians, they would not be living in misery and poverty. But would have the best of everything and it would be party time everyday.


the devil made a deal with the brazillians


Is how they came up with that Brazilian waxing :zoinks:
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2010, 06:56:53 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 03, 2010, 06:50:22 PM
Quote from: McFiona on February 03, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 03, 2010, 05:58:35 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 14, 2010, 12:28:03 PM
In addition to saying that the earthquake was a blessing in disguise because they can rebuild the toppled buildings without even referring to the casualties, he actually said that Haiti was cursed because they made a deal with the devil to get rid of French rule.

I wonder how he forms these lame opinions he tries to pass off as fact?
It is my understanding that the devil is pissed about what he said. The devil said that it is not true. If he had made a deal with the haitians, they would not be living in misery and poverty. But would have the best of everything and it would be party time everyday.


the devil made a deal with the brazillians


Is how they came up with that Brazilian waxing :zoinks:
that is just the genius of mankind.
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2010, 07:18:20 PM »
I want to be the person doing the waxing. I am sure I would be good at it, if I could keep from becoming emotionally involved
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Re: Pat Robertson needs to die
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2010, 07:19:24 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 03, 2010, 07:18:20 PM
I want to be the person doing the waxing. I am sure I would be good at it, if I could keep from becoming emotionally involved
like a disc jockey at a strip club.
i bet you love the boobies at first but then you become immune to them.
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