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I had to go to hospital this week
« on: January 08, 2010, 09:47:08 AM »
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 11:43:47 AM »
Next time use lube.  :zoinks:
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 11:48:16 AM »
shouldn't the pole get stuck IN your benjina?

I don't understand these things well coz I'm not a real manly man like you 
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 11:48:43 AM »
Bit of spit and polish usually does the trick
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2010, 11:50:23 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 08, 2010, 11:48:16 AM
shouldn't the pole get stuck IN your benjina?

I don't understand these things well coz I'm not a real manly man like you 

Argh shurup and come sit on my face
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2010, 11:55:28 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on January 08, 2010, 11:48:43 AM
Bit of spit and polish usually does the trick

Maybe you need something safer. How about a Yoda fleshlight? Mmmm....Yoda. :laugh:

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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 12:07:07 PM »
This'd work better

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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2010, 12:13:58 PM »
 :zombiefuck:   any stories that have both an angle grinder and someones penis in just make me cringe  :twitch:
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2010, 12:29:52 PM »
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 12:44:18 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 02:25:15 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 08, 2010, 12:13:58 PM
:zombiefuck:   any stories that have both an angle grinder and someones penis in just make me cringe  :twitch:


Whoops, sorry bud, my hand slipped. You won't miss those extra 3 inches anyways, trust me. :laugh:
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 05:11:47 PM »
There'd be nothing left of his "part"  :zoinks:

I can't blame my bad foreplay, everytime I got the pole wet, it froze over.  When i've healed, it'll be Bint the Pol next time  :eyebrows:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 05:18:50 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 08, 2010, 12:13:58 PM
:zombiefuck:   any stories that have both an angle grinder and someones penis in just make me cringe  :twitch:

You're way too sensitive you know.
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Re: I had to go to hospital this week
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010, 05:22:42 PM »
I was gonna ask was it for a psych eval  :orly:
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