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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #60 on: September 11, 2006, 11:16:24 AM »
its confirmed, she does eat zipper-fish.
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2006, 11:20:17 AM »
how about a bit of INFLAMED ERECTILEY NON DYSTFUNCTIONAL BELLEND ?

sorry bout the caps i am still uysing shift and still not caring

that is all...

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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #62 on: September 11, 2006, 11:21:21 AM »
only if it's Quorn.
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #63 on: September 11, 2006, 11:22:45 AM »
classy, no linda McCartney then.....

shame cos i am more of a Tofu man myself 8)
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #64 on: September 11, 2006, 11:23:38 AM »
i like tofu, actualy.  but here's a Handy Hint:

do.  not.  freeze.  it.

i'd rather eat my own eyes.
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #65 on: September 11, 2006, 11:26:44 AM »
what than eat frozen tofu...

well here's a handy hint

stick it in a warm place and de-frost it first...

and they say women use their brains...

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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2006, 11:55:56 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 11, 2006, 11:04:07 AM
Quote from: Callaway on September 11, 2006, 10:54:57 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 11, 2006, 10:31:54 AM
Quote from: Prior_Tom on September 11, 2006, 04:59:40 AM
BASTARDS, if u want it then... well TOE WRESTLE ME FOR IT.... Biatch 8)

i have exceedingly long toes.  i never have to bend down to pick things up.  and i can do the prana bindu thingy the Bene Gesserit do in one of the Dune books, where she's teaching one of the Corinni (or something) young men.  if you know what i'm on about, perhaps you could tell me, re: the book - i already know what i can do with my toes.

You can bend the last joint in your little toe without moving any other muscle?  That's really impressive.

I can pick things up with my toes, but I can't do that.

that's the one.  i practised for bloody ages after i'd read the book, 'til i could do it.  i can do the vulcan finger spread thing with my toes, too.

and now tell me i'm not an aspie, eh?   :-\

ready, tom? 

tom...? 

oh dear - looks as though he's shouted himself to death...  sigh...  ::)

So can I. It freaks my mom out a lot...so I do it all the time.
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2006, 08:45:49 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 08, 2006, 07:26:24 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on September 08, 2006, 05:42:29 PM
You don't plan on destroying our planet if we don't worship the Ori are you?
The Ori are no match for SG-1. :P

word.
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #68 on: September 18, 2006, 11:13:41 AM »
followed by a period noless 8)




only a woman uses punctuation of THAT sort...
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #69 on: September 26, 2006, 03:41:47 PM »
hey there everyone what's going one here?
Jessica
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #70 on: September 26, 2006, 05:20:27 PM »
hey Wolfgirl for a minute there i thought you were Flo. :P
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2006, 12:52:16 AM »
Yeah, I know, they're like twins.
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #72 on: September 27, 2006, 01:20:27 PM »
hey everyone what's up today? is everyone doing well? i hope so :).
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2006, 04:58:08 AM »
i am but it seems that most people here dont have the wonderfull ability to not sleep for days like me ;D

how are you, freakishly similar avatar to flo btw althought it may be the same and so on and so forth ;D
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Re: uhhh hello ?
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2006, 06:15:18 AM »
Flo wears her av to show his dedication to her.
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