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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 09:57:00 PM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on December 28, 2009, 06:01:15 PM
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2009, 12:37:22 AM »
No, and no. I lead a quiet life, me. :green:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2009, 01:18:10 AM »
No and yes. :runaway:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2009, 08:11:56 AM »
Nope, never been caught. That's what locks are for.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2009, 08:26:24 AM »
Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2009, 09:40:34 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 28, 2009, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: DukeNukem on December 28, 2009, 06:01:15 PM
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
Is that so?
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2009, 09:43:21 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 28, 2009, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: DukeNukem on December 28, 2009, 06:01:15 PM
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.

Yeah, DupeNothin needs to work on his routine a bit.   ;) ::)
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2009, 09:44:55 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 29, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o

Were they hunting for 2 legged White Tail??  :eyebrows: :laugh: :rofl:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2009, 12:10:45 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2009, 04:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 29, 2009, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: parts on December 29, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o

Were they hunting for 2 legged White Tail??  :eyebrows: :laugh: :rofl:

 :LMAO:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2009, 09:14:45 PM »
I was at a party, lying stoned on a waterbed, when I realized that the two other people on the bed (male and female) were making the beast.  I realized I needed to excuse myself. I found the door, but in the darkness and my stonedness couldn't locate the doorknob. Whereupon I uttered one of the greatest lines I've ever come up with: "This door doesn't work."

Never caught. Not yet, anyway.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2009, 11:44:50 PM »
Let's just say in my case, there's one local cop who knows me better than the rest. :laugh:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2009, 11:52:47 PM »
My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2009, 02:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on December 29, 2009, 11:44:50 PM
Let's just say in my case, there's one local cop who knows me better than the rest. :laugh:

Did he know you in the biblical sense? or did he just get a wonderful view??  ;) :laugh:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 03:13:19 AM »
i have had sex in public.  i encouraged people to watch.
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