Misogyny and Misandry free for all.

[Nomaken]

Make a bunch of outrageous, rediculous, offensive statements and generalizations about men and women.

I was tempted to post this in free for all, because the statement in my head that made me want to start this is so awful that I am almost want to act like I didn't think it.  So I made a game about it to emphasis how unserious I am.

The problem with women is their mouths aren't big enough to handle the larger cocks.  I want women to be able to suck cocks at least 8 inches long while looking like theyre enjoying it and not gagging and not looking like they were straining to fit it in.  So they need bigger mouths.

[McGiver]

why do women have breasts?

so men will have something to look at when theey are talking to each other.

[QuirkyCarla]

men are idiots that think with their dicks instead of their brains

[Nomaken]

I wouldn't go so far as to say they think.

[Bazza]

Women are not human - they are aliens.

How can any human bleed for 3 days and not die?

[Nomaken]

"Sorry wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and does die." - That teacher from south park.

Here is another one:  Why the hell is the clitoris located where it is?  We should breed women with g-spots, and figure out a way to get the clitoris relocated to a place that is easier to stimulate.

[Bazza]

men are idiots that think with their dicks instead of their brains

That's just penis envy.

I hate women (except DW) because when you were hot and I was 20 something, you just wanted to "be my friend".  Now you're 40 something, sagging and desperate, I laugh at you - ha ha ha

(I don't really hate women)

[Nomaken]

What are DW?

[Triste]

Make a bunch of outrageous, rediculous, offensive statements and generalizations about men and women.

I was tempted to post this in free for all, because the statement in my head that made me want to start this is so awful that I am almost want to act like I didn't think it.  So I made a game about it to emphasis how unserious I am.

The problem with women is their mouths aren't big enough to handle the larger cocks.  I want women to be able to suck cocks at least 8 inches long while looking like theyre enjoying it and not gagging and not looking like they were straining to fit it in.  So they need bigger mouths.

In response:  why is it that a prick that manages to hit the G spot is too big to fit in the mouth properly?  Maybe there should be guys with two pricks - one for the G spot and one for the mouth.  Like M&M's .

[Bazza]

I thought it was Dear Wife but I'm new to sms shorthand so I could be just showing my fucking ignorance

[Nomaken]

It has more to do with the width of the cock than the length.  I've seen a woman take 13 inches of a dildo into her mouth, but it wasnt a very thick dildo.  You may know of her, her name is Heather.

[Triste]

There is a size ratio that makes a dick either work or not work for fitting in the mouth.  Short but thick is okay, long but skinny okay, but thick and long - impossible.

Same for G spot.  Thick and long works well, but the other combos don't.

In my experience.

[Nomaken]

That is true, but besides my flimsy rationalization, i just want women with bigger mouths because i think theyre sexy.

[McGiver]

for sucking, not for talking.   

[Nomaken]

Well actually I love dirty talk.  I'd probably have a spontaneous orgasm if julia roberts said something dirty.