lol I do stuff like that sometimes
like picking up the vinegar thinking it was my drink. I dunno what the dumbest thing I've done is. probbly something I did when I was a teemager. Getting pushed round a carpark in a shopping trolley was pretty dumb coz I jumped off and hurt my arm. I can't think of one particularly dumb thing I've done though
I did once empty a glass of Pepsi over my head by accident when I fell "up" the stairs