You look fat in that avatar.
How do you look in your avatar? Oh you haven't got one.
Might have something to do with the fact that if you did (Unlike CG's) you would be a acne ridden, oily haired, glassy eyed, visage complete with bum fluff, in a poor attempt to pass for anything more than a pubescent kid, with a disdain for those (that are by any definition) your betters.
Of course CG' s clothes would not be oil stained and the room that you would be in would not have the appearance of a hotel room. It would be the type of room we would expect of a teenage internerd. (You know the type takeaway packaging on every conceivable surface and dirty clothes hiding the infestation of mold and fleas and bugs.)
But yeah dickhead, witty retort all the same. Intellectuals like you don't grace our haunts that often.
Put down that oily chicken drumstick and take a bow.
Welcome aboard