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Offline Nomaken

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2006, 11:46:55 PM »
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2006, 04:49:57 AM »
*Badger pukes in a small corner*

"She'll ask you to sample the fruit of her loins, but all it'll taste like is some old rusty coins... so Get out of the house and go down to the ol' pub instead" - Stephen Lynch 8)
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #62 on: September 11, 2006, 09:21:17 PM »
As long as she doesn't care(and it is fairly common for women to feel dirty when on their period and dont wanna have sex) I dont care.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2006, 06:12:12 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 11, 2006, 09:21:17 PM
As long as she doesn't care(and it is fairly common for women to feel dirty when on their period and dont wanna have sex) I dont care.

Its also fairly common for women to feel horny as hell and the other kind of dirty when they're on their period too.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2006, 06:22:07 PM »
cool....

find me a dirrty woman then in West Wales :P
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #65 on: September 21, 2006, 12:57:12 AM »
Nomaken, I get chills looking at that kind of thing, no way. Having a doll like that in my closet I'd first of all guarantee it would be almost impossible for someone not to find and even with that aside - it looks WAY too real, and if it felt that real I'd feel like I owed it something. I'd be creeped out everytime I looked in the corner every night, half remembering too many Twilightzones, and the second I even tried to do something with it I'd be like "OMG, this is just wrong...." because it just resembles a real woman too well. Lol, don't get me wrong, I'm not really superstitious about stuff but still - the psychological end of that and how I'd feel when I looked in the mirror would be more than I'd wanna deal with.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2006, 01:00:37 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 07, 2006, 01:33:19 AM
A lifelike Alex love doll is a really, really scary thought.

ROFLMAO - yeah, then again it seems like there's enough people around here and WP who sound like they'd have a hole put through the back of its mouth in a week. I'm kinda outside of the details on how it got to be like that but oh well, I'd rather not find out more than I really wanna know.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2006, 01:04:12 AM »
I'd prefer a voodoo doll myself, but the suggestion seems inappropriate in a sex toys thread. :P
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2006, 08:04:24 AM »
lmao ;D
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2006, 03:12:54 PM »
Why put it in your closet, why not let it sleep with you to pay it back?

(A whole lot of monsters from the twilight zone would give me really astonished looks when i try to talk civilly and playfully with them.  But the thing is, theyre always terrified of the monsters or try to destroy them, why not ask them if you could buy them a beer?  Monsters are probably lonely.)
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #70 on: September 21, 2006, 04:32:35 PM »
Back on topic   :D  I'd like to find a vibrator that actually has a strong enough vibrate setting to do the trick without me having to push it on so firmly.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #71 on: September 22, 2006, 08:18:31 AM »
umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...

i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #72 on: September 22, 2006, 08:31:58 AM »
I think the neighbours might just complain if I suddenly started running an industrial washing machine at all hours of the night. :D
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #73 on: September 23, 2006, 06:15:54 AM »
Here's a question:  How many men here would consider using a vibrator?
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #74 on: September 23, 2006, 02:14:44 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on September 21, 2006, 04:32:35 PM
Back on topic   :D  I'd like to find a vibrator that actually has a strong enough vibrate setting to do the trick without me having to push it on so firmly.

have you seen the thruster rabbit thing, on ann summers?  fucking majorly expensive, though.

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=3158

the video is hysterical...  ;)
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