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Offline Nomaken

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2006, 02:15:56 AM »
I doubt he'd be useful for anything but his body, he can barely coordinate wrongplanet muchless take care of laundry and housework and shit.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2006, 02:16:23 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 07, 2006, 02:14:30 AM
so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure?  :o ???

no.  not unless i developed a fetish for hitting someone around the back of the head with a lump of four by two.

and now, QC, please stop projecting, and talk to the group about your love for El Planko, eh?  we're all listening, and some of us can even keep a straight face, for minutes...
« Last Edit: September 07, 2006, 02:18:02 AM by Lucifer »
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2006, 02:17:15 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 07, 2006, 02:15:56 AM
I doubt he'd be useful for anything but his body, he can barely coordinate wrongplanet muchless take care of laundry and housework and shit.

he's a scrawny little thing.

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Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 07, 2006, 02:14:30 AM
so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure?  :o ???

no.  not unless i developed a fetish for hitting someone around the back of the head with a lump of four by two.

 :laugh:
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2006, 02:20:07 AM »
This is so going to sound like McJagger warning :laugh: He not doubt would like to see Us use each other for sexual pleasure.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2006, 02:22:01 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 07, 2006, 02:16:23 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 07, 2006, 02:14:30 AM
so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure?  :o ???

no.  not unless i developed a fetish for hitting someone around the back of the head with a lump of four by two.

and now, QC, please stop projecting, and talk to the group about your love for El Planko, eh?  we're all listening, and some of us can even keep a straight face, for minutes...

hey, you edited and added that second part in  >:(

and don't make me vomit  :laugh:
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2006, 02:35:50 AM »
well spotted...

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2006, 10:58:40 AM »
This one is great.  Unfortunately, it requires a partner or at least one other toy to go along with it.

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2006, 01:16:32 PM »
How does that thing work?
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2006, 01:56:15 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 07, 2006, 01:16:32 PM
How does that thing work?

It fits around the penis, and the little nubby things provide clitoral stimulation during sex.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2006, 01:57:43 PM »
and there was me wondering where you had to rub the Bonjela on it...

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2006, 06:43:39 PM »
Oh that gives me another idea for the misogny thread.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2006, 11:04:21 AM »
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2006, 11:24:04 AM »
the caption for this read, "the ultimal in mechanical blowjobs."



so i guess that i would hve to give it a whirl!
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2006, 01:08:55 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 08, 2006, 11:24:04 AM
the caption for this read, "the ultimal in mechanical blowjobs."



so i guess that i would hve to give it a whirl!

ROFL!
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2006, 01:11:52 PM »
i also hear that it gives +1 inch
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