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Offline Alex179

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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 08:22:27 PM »
Sad but true.   A lie based on Pagan religion like the Mithras that came before Xtianity.   That religion had a virgin birth too IIRC.
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 08:24:35 PM »
Angel Gabriel: Sucks to be you, Joseph.  :green:
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2009, 08:27:13 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 07, 2009, 08:24:35 PM
Angel Gabriel: Sucks    Joseph.  :green:


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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2009, 08:28:55 PM »
Angel Gabriel: Well alright then. :)
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 09:22:22 PM »
I'll be the farmer who owns the manger

"Get the fuck out of my barn you damn squatters", later as the 3 wise men show up, I beat the shit out of the and take the gold and frankincense, I then spread the mur over the guy's face saying "yea, it smells like shit, doesn't it?  And you thought this would make a good present you dumb fuck".
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2009, 03:56:12 PM »
I'll be the she-wolf in sheep's clothing.  :eyebrows:
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 12:30:32 AM »
Can I be one of the gifts for baby Jesus?
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 11:26:22 AM »
Quote from: Gluey on December 10, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
Can I be one of the gifts for baby Jesus?

I think baby Jesus is a bit too young to have his first prostitute.  ;) ;) :laugh:
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 11:55:33 AM »
I'm thinking DNA paternity tests would fuck this story over. Or make it more interesting :chin:
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 02:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Phlexor on December 10, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
I'm thinking DNA paternity tests would fuck this story over. Or make it more interesting :chin:

Yeah, I bet you Mary's uncle is the father. That would make her an... Uncle Fucker!!!
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2009, 09:02:17 PM »
I'll be the narrator. Here's a sample of my opening narration:

When Jesus was born, the Earth was flat
and a whole lot of folks preferred it like that
King Herod wanted to smack him down
so his soldiers killed all the firstborns in town
But Joseph was hip and smuggled him out
so he could spread the Good Word about
Heaven and love and forgiveness and grace
but wait I'm getting ahead of my pace
wind back to that night in Bethlehem
with Mary and Joseph ISO an inn
Mary heavy with child, both tired and sore
no room at the inn for a God who snores
so it's off to the barn with animals & kin
and that, my friends, is where our story begins....
« Last Edit: December 10, 2009, 09:51:45 PM by punkdrew »
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 09:16:05 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2009, 02:41:12 PM
Quote from: Phlexor on December 10, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
I'm thinking DNA paternity tests would fuck this story over. Or make it more interesting :chin:

Yeah, I bet you Mary's uncle is the father. That would make her an... Uncle Fucker!!!

How dare you! Shut your fucking face!  :zoinks:
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 11:35:04 AM »
So,  I take it this leaves me with the role of the camel or the town whore who works at the inn?  :zombiefuck:


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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 11:39:55 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on December 11, 2009, 11:35:04 AM
So,  I take it this leaves me with the role of the camel or the town whore who works at the inn?  :zombiefuck:


 :laugh:

They're the same thing, right?
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2009, 11:44:18 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on December 11, 2009, 11:39:55 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on December 11, 2009, 11:35:04 AM
So,  I take it this leaves me with the role of the camel or the town whore who works at the inn?  :zombiefuck:


 :laugh:

They're the same thing, right?


Basically, except one can spit farther.  ;)
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