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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2009, 04:32:56 PM »
So,  I take it this leaves me with the role of the camel or the town whore who works at the inn?  :zombiefuck:


 :laugh:

They're the same thing, right?

And smother old ladies.  :green:
Basically, except one can spit farther.  ;)
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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2009, 08:55:59 PM »
There once was a fellow named Jesus
who was sent down from Heaven to please us;
He was nailed to a tree
so we would be free,
and Satan could no longer seize us.

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« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2009, 08:59:54 PM »
An atheist’s outlook is sunny
‘Cause so much of life can be funny.
Without a hereafter
We cherish the laughter
And savor each moment like honey.

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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2009, 09:01:23 PM »
There once was a fellow named Hitch,
He advanced an irregular pitch:
“That Mother Theresa?
I’ll give her a piece o’
My mind, that old, fraudulent bitch.”

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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2009, 09:02:32 PM »
There once was a pope named Ratzi
Who dressed all hot n tottzi
When the altar boys
Started making some noise
He zipped up his dress and said “gratze”

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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2009, 09:04:42 PM »
A gene that was selfish, but boomin’,
Was looking for someplace to room in.
It fused with another,
Created a mother:
In four billion years, it was human!

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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2009, 09:06:04 PM »
God allegedly ‘pregnated Mary
I do find it quite contrary
That they do abhor
Us who do “whore”
While God unweddedly took her cherry

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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2009, 09:07:06 PM »
A young gal lived in times quite hoary,
She lived life with a passion and glory,
But her nights were too wild,
And she soon was with child,
Forced to concoct for her Joseph a story.

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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2009, 09:08:18 PM »
There once was a preacher named Jim
Whose wits were a little bit dim
He believed it on faith
That from Hell he was safe
Because he had sung the right hymn.

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« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2009, 09:09:58 PM »
Once a Lutheran pastor named Herman
lost his faith in the midst of a sermon.
He tumbled from grace
with a smile on his face
and began quoting Nietzche, in German.

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« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2009, 09:10:28 PM »
A priest far from his native shores
Deceided he’d visit the whores
Not to hear confession
Just to fulflil his obsession
But his dick got covered in sores

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« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2009, 09:11:18 PM »
Last but not least, my personal favourite:

The Holy Ghost and Mary were hump’n,
Her ass was vigorously pump’n.
The Ghost cut a fart,
Woke Joseph with a start,
And he gave that old spook a thump’n

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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2009, 09:18:42 PM »
That is a lot of posts in a row.
:plus: because they are funny.
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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2009, 01:32:06 PM »
That is a lot of posts in a row.
:plus: because they are funny.

I fail to see the humor in posting "This user is currently Ignored" 11 times.  ::) ::) ::) ::) :eyelash:

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Re: ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2009, 01:33:35 PM »
crappy crapheap :soph: