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what have you discovered?
« on: September 28, 2010, 02:15:38 PM »
wow I just discovered that if you move your head down and swing it left and right while you walk you can't walk straight  :zoinks:

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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 02:19:17 PM »
wow I just discovered that if you move your head down and swing it left and right while you walk you can't walk straight  :zoinks:

Do you walk like this? ----->  :happydance:


I think I "discovered" the loose tip of the bone in my finger! I felt a tiny bump in the fingertip this morning, but didn't feel it later on. Little rascal must shift around in there!
I keep the splint on so that loose tip will knit back together with the rest of the bone. It was a bit creepy to feel it, but creepy in a good way!  :nerdy:
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 02:30:51 PM »
i suck at magic tricks
« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 02:36:41 PM by richard »

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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 02:31:52 PM »
  I've discovered that even when I freak out, I do so with a certain quiet dignity.  :autism:
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2016, 02:41:10 PM »
  When I worked a night job that started right after the day job, I discovered that I have a 14-hour bladder.  :autism:
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2016, 02:42:26 PM »
  I've discovered that cleanliness and order are very calming in my living space.  :meditate:
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2016, 07:31:46 AM »
  Yesterday I discovered that marinara sauce is a delicious thing to add to a clear soup.
  It really adds flavor to a weak, watery broth.  It saved the batch of vegetable soup I made at work!  :thumbup:
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2017, 05:38:43 AM »
  I've discovered that it's easier to clean baked-on stains when the surface is still warm.  :multitask:
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2017, 11:30:15 PM »
Some things I really didn't need to know:

Elderly man and wife enter the ED. The male's in obvious distress, but he initially refused to elaborate in triage. Once roomed, he will not speak with his wife present.
When alone with staff, he finally tells us. He had a plastic Easter egg lodged deep his bum. Asked with what happened, he simply replies, "I wanted to know what it's like to be a chicken."

This one should be a good visual for keeping on a diet:
Aside from the barrage of household items sucked into the lower intestines of various men claiming they were straight and "please don't tell my wife," one of the most memorable foreign body moments was a woman who came into our ER complaining of pelvic pain. Well, that means you just signed up for a pelvic exam, all of which are performed by a doctor with a nurse also present to assist (me). The patient assumed the position, Doctor began the exam, run of the mill stuff, then says, "Oh... Nurse, could you hand me a specimen cup?" I had her one, and the doctor asks the patient, "Did you happen to insert anything into your vagina recently? You have some funny colored discharge and small pebble sized objects I'm removing..." The patient doesn't miss a beat and says, "Oh, those are just skittles. That's nothing new, I always put them in there because my boyfriend likes the taste. That whole 'taste the rainbow' thing." She had no idea that her self-inflicted candy-coated vagina, which she had been doing daily for the last week, was the cause of her discomfort.
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2017, 02:57:55 PM »
"Taste the rainbow". :zombiefuck:

Every time I hear that now, this will come to mind. :LOL:

She should have went with jolly ranchers...they last longer. Now someone please pass the brain bleach.   


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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2017, 03:04:29 PM »
What about popping candy?  :green: I dunno why, just sounds funny to me!
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2017, 04:47:24 PM »
"Taste the rainbow". :zombiefuck:

Every time I hear that now, this will come to mind. :LOL:

She should have went with jolly ranchers...they last longer. Now someone please pass the brain bleach.

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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2017, 09:27:50 PM »
What about popping candy?  :green: I dunno why, just sounds funny to me!
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Re: what have you discovered?
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2017, 11:57:37 AM »
"Taste the rainbow". :zombiefuck:

Every time I hear that now, this will come to mind. :LOL:

She should have went with jolly ranchers...they last longer. Now someone please pass the brain bleach.

  If I weren't pure as the driven snow, I might be tempted to say something about
   "smelling like a Jolly Rancher."  Or about how long a Jolly Rancher lasts.  But I shan't say it. :nono: :angel:
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