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Offline jman

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Only in America..
« on: December 03, 2009, 07:24:38 PM »
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 07:35:34 PM »
I have no functional guns but there is a big knife or axe within reaching distance from almost anywhere i n my house :zoinks: Including under my pillows and at least 2 on me at all times
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 07:42:25 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 07:35:34 PM
I have no functional guns but there is a big knife or axe within reaching distance from almost anywhere i n my house :zoinks: Including under my pillows and at least 2 on me at all times

Doesn't that make taking a shower or having naked activities for two at least a bit tricky?
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 07:44:19 PM »
Guns suck.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 07:49:07 PM »
No they Shoot
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 08:31:23 PM »
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 08:34:51 PM »
No u do.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 03:14:40 AM »
I'm not sure why this was posted to failblog, I mean yeah it's a stupid product and overpriced, but I'm not seeing the "fail" part. 
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 05:35:02 AM »
It'll probably take the same time to get the gun out of the drawer/under the bed.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2009, 08:58:08 AM »
I want to know what the ratio is between shootings of criminals and shootings of kids/pets/spouses/neighbours for users of this item.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 09:31:41 AM »
Quote from: Dox47 on December 06, 2009, 03:14:40 AM
I'm not sure why this was posted to failblog, I mean yeah it's a stupid product and overpriced, but I'm not seeing the "fail" part. 

I know, it's perfect, it's even just the right height that your infant can easily get at it too.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 10:30:12 AM »
Quote from: Bint on December 03, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
Guns suck.

Guns don't suck, they're really nothing more than toy or a tool that can be used recreationally or as a tool to provide food and protection. Confrontational assholes who have to hide behind a gun to prove themselves suck tremendously.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote from: ASpHole on December 06, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Bint on December 03, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
Guns suck.

Guns don't suck, they're really nothing more than toy or a tool that can be used recreationally or as a tool to provide food and protection. Confrontational assholes who have to hide behind a gun to prove themselves suck tremendously.

They do.  They are built to kill.
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2009, 11:32:51 AM »
Quote from: Bint on December 06, 2009, 11:00:59 AM
Quote from: ASpHole on December 06, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Bint on December 03, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
Guns suck.

Guns don't suck, they're really nothing more than toy or a tool that can be used recreationally or as a tool to provide food and protection. Confrontational assholes who have to hide behind a gun to prove themselves suck tremendously.

They do.  They are built to kill.

Yes, they are. And cars are made to transport people. And here in Sweden about 500 people are killed by cars every year and 10-20 people are killed in gun crimes, most of them by illegal guns. So...are the guns bad or the people who are using them? The cars or the people who are using them?
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Re: Only in America..
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2009, 11:36:24 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on December 06, 2009, 11:32:51 AM
Quote from: Bint on December 06, 2009, 11:00:59 AM
Quote from: ASpHole on December 06, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Bint on December 03, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
Guns suck.

Guns don't suck, they're really nothing more than toy or a tool that can be used recreationally or as a tool to provide food and protection. Confrontational assholes who have to hide behind a gun to prove themselves suck tremendously.

They do.  They are built to kill.

Yes, they are. And cars are made to transport people. And here in Sweden about 500 people are killed by cars every year and 10-20 people are killed in gun crimes, most of them by illegal guns. So...are the guns bad or the people who are using them? The cars or the peole who are using them?

That's a stupid counter-argument because guns don't have any other uses except for killing live beings.  Oh yeah, you can take it out and shoot it at targets and what not but the fact remains that it's primary use is to kill things.  That's what they are manufactured for.  Obviously you can kill using a number of different objects that weren't necessarily made for that purpose  ::)
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