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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #405 on: August 27, 2011, 06:23:50 PM »
seriously, guys. im confused :( IDK is he is attractive or not. DOES THIS MEAN IM GAY ???

oh god please dont tell me i am gay. I cant afford new doc martins right now :(






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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #406 on: August 27, 2011, 07:06:14 PM »
 :lol:

I'd have to double bag , sorry I like MEN not boys. :smarty:

I can't think of anyone to offer to shag or double bag.
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« Reply #407 on: August 27, 2011, 07:20:59 PM »
lol, he is like 5 years older than you :P I decided Id hit it. He's hot. That's my final answer.


what about Sandy Jenkins. Would you hit this shit ? I would :orly:


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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #408 on: August 27, 2011, 07:36:38 PM »
lol, he is like 5 years older than you :P I decided Id hit it. He's hot. That's my final answer.


what about Sandy Jenkins. Would you hit this shit ? I would :orly:

 :lol:

the other guy's too skinny for my taste , and nah waaaaaay to femme for me.  :P
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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #409 on: August 27, 2011, 09:06:15 PM »
Reading through this thread really made me laugh.....

Shag it?



Oh yes.  Strider is fucking hot.  A clear ten on the old shag-o-meter!



 :o



Shag it?



yes definately...and more than once!


 :o



shag it?

Jim Morrison had 'interesting sex' written all over him!

Yes Jim would have had to have  me surgically removed!





Shag it?

Depp is just 'do able' anyway,  but

as Jack Sparrow...oh yes yes yes





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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #410 on: August 27, 2011, 09:08:33 PM »
eww. all those men look like..... men ! gross.

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #411 on: August 27, 2011, 09:14:02 PM »
eww. all those men look like..... men ! gross.

lol,  i like men to be men, and women to be...grateful?
in the bedroom dept anyway!
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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #412 on: August 27, 2011, 09:19:08 PM »
I like men to be women and women to be powerfull.

What do you think of this ? I was hittin this shit for a while. this is what guys should look like.

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #413 on: August 27, 2011, 09:20:28 PM »
I would consider having tea with either Johnny Depp or Viggo Mortenson.  However I wouldn't have them in the room with the shag carpet.

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #414 on: August 27, 2011, 09:24:01 PM »
@  QV   yes Prince Albert - very dashing!

@ eris -  no sorry i think he would make a cute pet though! boys like that just
makes me think i would feed them rather than fuck them :zoinks:
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« Reply #415 on: August 27, 2011, 09:25:47 PM »
ha ! pet. That is funny, as he is a cat. I mean he is really a cat. He slept in a cage. he is good in bed, though.

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #416 on: August 27, 2011, 09:27:20 PM »
@  QV   yes Prince Albert - very dashing!

@ eris -  no sorry i think he would make a cute pet though! boys like that just
makes me think i would feed them rather than fuck them :zoinks:

Agree with Bodie.  I'd probably bring him home, give him a hot bath, a good meal, cut his hair, get him some decent clothes, have him spayed, etc.  Just the typical Victorian do-gooder matron.
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« Reply #417 on: December 25, 2013, 11:10:17 PM »
I am reviving this thread. I saw a guest viewing it. :P

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #418 on: January 01, 2016, 03:07:21 PM »


Dunno.

I never saw it.

Maybe ...


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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #419 on: January 01, 2016, 03:40:54 PM »


Putin just turned 63 in Oct.

I'd shag it.  :zoinks: