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Obama XTC
« on: December 03, 2009, 06:40:40 AM »
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Palmview, TX (The Weekly Vice) – Mario Guadalupe Saenz, a 22-year-old man was jailed after police found a wide variety of drugs in his possession, including Barack Obama-shaped ecstasy pills.

According to police, Saenz was stopped after police received a report of reckless driving around 10:15 a.m. Saenz reportedly allowed police to search his car where they found about 200 ecstasy pills in many shapes and colors, including Barack Obama and Homer Simpson.

Officers also seized several grams of cocaine and black tar heroin, over 9 ounces of marijuana, and several Xanax pills, according to investigators.

The ecstasy pills were a special concern for police. Investigators believe the pills were shaped like children’s vitamins so they could be transported across the Mexican border.

Saenz was jailed on charges of possession of a controlled substance and possession of marijuana. His bond was set at $113,000.

Mandy Milenko
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com


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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 09:12:59 AM »
There are Obama-shaped vitamin pills for kids?
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 09:14:25 AM »
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 09:57:40 AM »
i want obama vitamins :laugh:
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »
oh yeah and heroin
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 11:08:13 AM »
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on December 03, 2009, 09:57:40 AM
i want obama vitamins :laugh:


They'll turn you black :zoinks:
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 12:16:14 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 11:08:13 AM
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on December 03, 2009, 09:57:40 AM
i want obama vitamins :laugh:


They'll turn you black :zoinks:
Actually, they make you transparent.   :orly:
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 01:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on December 03, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
oh yeah and heroin

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Only had opiates once in my life, and once was one too many.  :-\
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 01:51:05 PM »
I think my dog looks kinda like Roosevelt, from a certain angle
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 02:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 03, 2009, 01:12:40 PM
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on December 03, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
oh yeah and heroin

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Only had opiates once in my life, and once was one too many.  :-\

When you have a kidney stone they seem a gift from god
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 04:35:57 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 02:38:39 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 03, 2009, 01:12:40 PM
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on December 03, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
oh yeah and heroin

:puke:

Only had opiates once in my life, and once was one too many.  :-\

When you have a kidney stone they seem a gift from god

I took some MScontin whn my back was wrecked. It didn't kill the pain at all, all it did was make me puke and feel like shit for 24 hours.  :-[
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 04:39:02 PM »
Opium poppies FTW
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 04:41:31 PM »
You're having opium puppies?  :orly:
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 04:43:33 PM »
Yes and you're not having any.  I'm sharing them with Flo  8)
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Re: Obama XTC
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 05:05:41 PM »
I had morphine shot straight into my vain then floated around the room for hours
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