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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 06:04:41 AM »
Getting naked is the best thing in the world. I want to go to a nudist beach one day.

Swimming naked in the ocean on a nice summers day is a pretty awesome feeling.

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 08:27:26 AM »
I'm a little too goal-oriented when I get naked. 'Fraid I'm just thinking of one thing...  :eyebrows:
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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2009, 08:33:02 AM »
I'm a little too goal-oriented when I get naked. 'Fraid I'm just thinking of one thing...  :eyebrows:

Running down the street in broad daylight?  :o

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2009, 08:44:58 AM »
I'm a little too goal-oriented when I get naked. 'Fraid I'm just thinking of one thing...  :eyebrows:

Yeah fair enough too. I think most people do, but some of us are on our own.

I mean, Yeah, I need some new ideas. But the thought of being naked in front of a whole lot of people there will probably gve me an orgasm in 5 mins and i would be kicked out.

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2009, 09:13:18 AM »
I love to be naked, but I don't want to do it in public. Being naked is for me and the boy. Even if it's just being naked around the house for no other reason than to be in the nude. But that would still lead to a romp in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen.....well, you get the idea.  :green:

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2009, 10:02:30 AM »
Getting naked is the best thing in the world. I want to go to a nudist beach one day.

Swimming naked in the ocean on a nice summers day is a pretty awesome feeling.

True dat

Very true.

For the rest, I'm rather indoors when naked. But the sea...
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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2009, 10:11:39 AM »
I'm a little too goal-oriented when I get naked. 'Fraid I'm just thinking of one thing...  :eyebrows:

Running down the street in broad daylight?  :o

Only occasionally. :P

I love to be naked, but I don't want to do it in public. Being naked is for me and the boy. Even if it's just being naked around the house for no other reason than to be in the nude. But that would still lead to a romp in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen.....well, you get the idea.  :green:

Don't forget the shower, on the floor, on a chair, on the dryer...  :eyebrows:

Have personally never had sex in the kitchen. Done various bedrooms, chairs, the floor. Not tried the dryer while it's going. And for some reason have never done it with him on the couch. I've suggested it but he seems averse to the idea, thinks it'll be too difficult...
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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2009, 11:25:13 AM »
I'm a little too goal-oriented when I get naked. 'Fraid I'm just thinking of one thing...  :eyebrows:

Running down the street in broad daylight?  :o

Only occasionally. :P

I love to be naked, but I don't want to do it in public. Being naked is for me and the boy. Even if it's just being naked around the house for no other reason than to be in the nude. But that would still lead to a romp in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen.....well, you get the idea.  :green:

Don't forget the shower, on the floor, on a chair, on the dryer...  :eyebrows:

Have personally never had sex in the kitchen. Done various bedrooms, chairs, the floor. Not tried the dryer while it's going. And for some reason have never done it with him on the couch. I've suggested it but he seems averse to the idea, thinks it'll be too difficult...

 ???

The couch is not difficult at all, but I think the dryer will probably be too tall unless he's gigantic.

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2009, 01:50:41 PM »

I love to be naked, but I don't want to do it in public. Being naked is for me and the boy. Even if it's just being naked around the house for no other reason than to be in the nude. But that would still lead to a romp in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen.....well, you get the idea.  :green:

Don't forget the shower, on the floor, on a chair, on the dryer...  :eyebrows:

Have personally never had sex in the kitchen. Done various bedrooms, chairs, the floor. Not tried the dryer while it's going. And for some reason have never done it with him on the couch. I've suggested it but he seems averse to the idea, thinks it'll be too difficult...

Don't even get me started on the shower. :green: The couch has lots of options! He's missing out on the fun! You on top of him, him on you missionary with your leg on the back of the couch, bent over the arm of the couch, on your back with your butt slightly over the edge of the couch, on your knees facing the back of the couch....so much fun to be had!  :eyebrows:


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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2009, 02:30:38 PM »


Don't even get me started on the shower. :green: The couch has lots of options! He's missing out on the fun! You on top of him, him on you missionary with your leg on the back of the couch, bent over the arm of the couch, on your back with your butt slightly over the edge of the couch, on your knees facing the back of the couch....so much fun to be had!  :eyebrows:


That seems like it would be great for the g-spot.

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2009, 02:40:14 PM »


Don't even get me started on the shower. :green: The couch has lots of options! He's missing out on the fun! You on top of him, him on you missionary with your leg on the back of the couch, bent over the arm of the couch, on your back with your butt slightly over the edge of the couch, on your knees facing the back of the couch....so much fun to be had!  :eyebrows:


That seems like it would be great for the g-spot.

True. Depends on the curve of the penis as well. Whether it curves up, down or to the side. Some women can only get g-spot stimulation from positions like reverse cowgirl.

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2009, 06:56:27 PM »
Damn, I want someone on my couch now.
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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2009, 08:04:59 PM »
You have to use  every room and bigger closets to make your home complete :zoinks:
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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2009, 08:25:31 PM »
^ This is true. Nearly every room in the house should be blessed  :zoinks: I saw nearly because the kids rooms are off limits. :p

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Re: Scrapheap..
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2009, 12:59:40 PM »

I love to be naked, but I don't want to do it in public. Being naked is for me and the boy. Even if it's just being naked around the house for no other reason than to be in the nude. But that would still lead to a romp in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen.....well, you get the idea.  :green:

Don't forget the shower, on the floor, on a chair, on the dryer...  :eyebrows:

Have personally never had sex in the kitchen. Done various bedrooms, chairs, the floor. Not tried the dryer while it's going. And for some reason have never done it with him on the couch. I've suggested it but he seems averse to the idea, thinks it'll be too difficult...

Don't even get me started on the shower. :green: The couch has lots of options! He's missing out on the fun! You on top of him, him on you missionary with your leg on the back of the couch, bent over the arm of the couch, on your back with your butt slightly over the edge of the couch, on your knees facing the back of the couch....so much fun to be had!  :eyebrows:



Plus he got a NEW couch we'd picked out together and I've been looking forward to blessing it for quite awhile. ;) Ah, but he's an aspie... he fears change. :P



Don't even get me started on the shower. :green: The couch has lots of options! He's missing out on the fun! You on top of him, him on you missionary with your leg on the back of the couch, bent over the arm of the couch, on your back with your butt slightly over the edge of the couch, on your knees facing the back of the couch....so much fun to be had!  :eyebrows:


That seems like it would be great for the g-spot.

The chair action we got was pretty good for getting my G. ***wanders off into fond memories***  :autism:



Don't even get me started on the shower. :green: The couch has lots of options! He's missing out on the fun! You on top of him, him on you missionary with your leg on the back of the couch, bent over the arm of the couch, on your back with your butt slightly over the edge of the couch, on your knees facing the back of the couch....so much fun to be had!  :eyebrows:


That seems like it would be great for the g-spot.

True. Depends on the curve of the penis as well. Whether it curves up, down or to the side. Some women can only get g-spot stimulation from positions like reverse cowgirl.

Bf is more of a straight ahead kinda guy, not much upward curve. But even still, find that chairs work well for G-spot.

Damn, I want someone on my couch now.


I need a couch...

You have to use  every room and bigger closets to make your home complete :zoinks:

Mmmmm... closet fucking... Me likey.  :laugh:

^ This is true. Nearly every room in the house should be blessed  :zoinks: I saw nearly because the kids rooms are off limits. :p

Erm... we did do it in his daughter's room. But that was because I was staying over and was using that room and he came for an early morning visit. :P
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