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I grant you three wishes
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:42:25 PM »
you have used up one already. what are your two more?
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Offline Adam

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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 07:43:58 PM »
sex
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 07:44:15 PM »
and a pony
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 07:45:22 PM »
Donkey porn.
More donkey porn.
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 07:46:29 PM »
fuck off spastic i'm makin a wish here
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 07:47:15 PM »
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 09:41:44 PM »
Kill every living thing on this planet, that is the only wish I need.
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 09:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on December 01, 2009, 09:41:44 PM
Kill every living thing on this planet, that is the only wish I need.

Wait long enough, and that will come mostly true. :orly:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 09:59:18 PM »
Quote from: Singularity on December 01, 2009, 09:57:54 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on December 01, 2009, 09:41:44 PM
Kill every living thing on this planet, that is the only wish I need.

Wait long enough, and that will come mostly true. :orly:
I know, it is just a matter of time.   I bet I die before it happens though.
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2009, 10:34:18 PM »
I want another can of club soda
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2009, 11:20:04 PM »
I want a new car
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2009, 07:37:10 AM »
retards, i got both the wishes already  ::)
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2009, 09:53:10 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on December 02, 2009, 07:37:10 AM
retards, i got both the wishes already  ::)
Yeah, you used up I2's wishes on your damn pony sex fetish.
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Re: I grant you three wishes
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 06:08:18 AM »
Get a male pony and rupture your colon.  :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

--Btw: WTF happened to the 1st wish?????????????????
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