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Hey there!
« on: December 03, 2009, 01:18:41 PM »
Hey, buds. The name's Michelle, and I happened to be a special figure in Hardon's life. We first met at a social venue in Durham university, then things went... you know. ;)

I'm currently studying English Literature and Politics and I have AS. Nice to meet you all!
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 01:21:03 PM »
:welcome:

I'll be the first to accuse you of being a Hadron sock-puppet.  ;) :laugh:
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 01:23:33 PM »
Hi Michelle.

:welcome:

It's cute that you picked up on calling him Hardon like many of us do, rather than Hadron.
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 01:26:35 PM »
Hey troll :)
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 01:45:30 PM »
Welcome to I2. Don't step on the dog shit scattered around the place. Hopefully it will be cleaned up sooner or later.
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 01:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on December 03, 2009, 01:18:41 PM
Hey, buds. The name's Michelle, and I happened to be a special figure in Hardon's life. We first met at a social venue in Durham university, then things went... you know. ;)

So, he inserted himself into your body cavities and squirted slimy gunk into them, among other feats?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 04:39:30 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 03, 2009, 01:21:03 PM
:welcome:

I'll be the first to accuse you of being a Hadron sock-puppet.  ;) :laugh:

It's not Hadron's sockpuppet, it's P. Could still be his girlfriend, too, of course, but I kind of doubt it. He made a little mistake when registering.

Hadron, if you want to prove that it's your girlfriend, have "her" post using the uni's ISP. I'm sure you'll be very happy together, though.

Bye, P.
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 05:48:23 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 03, 2009, 01:59:06 PM
Quote from: Serenity on December 03, 2009, 01:18:41 PM
Hey, buds. The name's Michelle, and I happened to be a special figure in Hardon's life. We first met at a social venue in Durham university, then things went... you know. ;)

So, he inserted himself into your body cavities and squirted slimy gunk into them, among other feats?

So he did that with P :zombiefuck:
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 06:16:53 PM »
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Bye, P

P for pathetic
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 06:25:23 PM »
J for jew
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 06:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Shleed O'Bollox on December 03, 2009, 06:25:23 PM
J for jew

How does P's ginger pubes feel on your tongue?
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 06:39:57 PM »
What I find fascinating about this is that he's stated more than once that he's moved on from I2.
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 06:42:43 PM »
Quote from: jman on December 03, 2009, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Shleed O'Bollox on December 03, 2009, 06:25:23 PM
J for jew

How does P's ginger pubes feel on your tongue?

Quite delicious. How does your own spunk taste? :zoinks:
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Re: Hey there!
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 06:46:52 PM »
Quote from: Shleed O'Bollox on December 03, 2009, 06:42:43 PM
Quote from: jman on December 03, 2009, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Shleed O'Bollox on December 03, 2009, 06:25:23 PM
J for jew

How does P's ginger pubes feel on your tongue?

Quite delicious. How does your own spunk taste? :zoinks:

Quite nice, Wanna taste?  :penis:
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