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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2010, 02:53:35 PM »
Beat them unconsious, then shit in their mouth. Tie them up and put duck tape over thier mouth so they can't spit the shit out when they wake up. Leave them in the woods for a few days, then show up and laugh and point. Leave them again, for good.
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2010, 04:25:24 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2010, 02:53:35 PM
Beat them unconsious, then shit in their mouth. Tie them up and put duck tape over thier mouth so they can't spit the shit out when they wake up. Leave them in the woods for a few days, then show up and laugh and point. Leave them again, for good.

Yep, that's a real day-brightener... :zombiefuck:
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2010, 04:31:18 PM »
And once again goes the curse of thinking in pictures.
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2010, 04:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on April 11, 2010, 04:31:18 PM
And once again goes the curse of thinking in pictures.

Ah, my condolences... :-\
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2010, 04:39:02 PM »
Couldn't resist. Say that sort of thing anywhere else and people don't get it.
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2010, 04:40:35 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on April 11, 2010, 04:39:02 PM
Couldn't resist. Say that sort of thing anywhere else and people don't get it.

 :plus: fwiw!
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2010, 04:42:47 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on April 11, 2010, 04:39:02 PM
Couldn't resist. Say that sort of thing anywhere else and people don't get it.

Actually, either more people "get it" than you might think...or, maybe I'm more of a picture-thinker than I realized!

If I heard a story like Rage's IRL, I'd probably say, "Thanks for the visual!" with a ::) face.
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2010, 08:06:32 AM »
I'd say it with a  :zoinks: face. :P
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2010, 07:50:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 12, 2010, 08:06:32 AM
I'd say it with a  :zoinks: face. :P

That will do as well. :thumbup:
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2010, 12:28:08 PM »
How about

"Here's a razor blade!" :eyebrows:
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2010, 12:44:47 PM »
It depends on the reason why. I try to listen and be understanding, but sometimes I just don't know what to say.

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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #86 on: April 15, 2010, 11:25:31 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 13, 2010, 12:28:08 PM
How about

"Here's a razor blade!" :eyebrows:

 :2thumbsup:
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #87 on: April 15, 2010, 03:00:52 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 15, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 13, 2010, 12:28:08 PM
How about

"Here's a razor blade!" :eyebrows:

 :2thumbsup:

On occasion, I've been tempted, can't deny that.
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #88 on: April 15, 2010, 03:25:21 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 15, 2010, 03:00:52 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 15, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 13, 2010, 12:28:08 PM
How about

"Here's a razor blade!" :eyebrows:

 :2thumbsup:

On occasion, I've been tempted, can't deny that.

I did it once. Somebody went on about how she was miserable and how nobody liked her, for years. And one day I had enough.
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Re: What do you do when someone says they're depressed or miserable?
« Reply #89 on: April 15, 2010, 03:31:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 15, 2010, 03:25:21 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 15, 2010, 03:00:52 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 15, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 13, 2010, 12:28:08 PM
How about

"Here's a razor blade!" :eyebrows:

 :2thumbsup:

On occasion, I've been tempted, can't deny that.

I did it once. Somebody went on about how she was miserable and how nobody liked her, for years. And one day I had enough.

What's hard to take is hearing about the misery of people who refuse to be helped. It's as if they're drowning and you keep throwing them lifelines and they really just want you to stay with them and watch them drown. :-\
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