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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #405 on: December 07, 2009, 08:28:24 PM »
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I don't want to die old, wrinkled and miserable.
I am as insane as I ever want to be right now.   If I get really old, I will be scary insane.
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #406 on: December 07, 2009, 08:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on December 07, 2009, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I don't want to die old, wrinkled and miserable.
I am as insane as I ever want to be right now.   If I get really old, I will be scary insane.

Same.  I'll be the old batshit psycho oldie woman from down the road.  Kids will dare each other to ring my doorbell for a laugh.  I'll smell of poo and cat piss 8)
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #407 on: December 08, 2009, 12:18:27 PM »
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I don't want to die old, wrinkled and miserable.

Better to die young, smooth and miserable?
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #408 on: December 08, 2009, 03:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:30:13 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on December 07, 2009, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I don't want to die old, wrinkled and miserable.
I am as insane as I ever want to be right now.   If I get really old, I will be scary insane.

Same.  I'll be the old batshit psycho oldie woman from down the road.  Kids will dare each other to ring my doorbell for a laugh.  I'll smell of poo and cat piss 8)

Who's poo?
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #409 on: December 08, 2009, 04:19:45 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 08, 2009, 12:18:27 PM
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I don't want to die old, wrinkled and miserable.

Better to die young, smooth and miserable?

Yes  :thumbup:

Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on December 08, 2009, 03:57:29 PM
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:30:13 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on December 07, 2009, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Bint on December 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I don't want to die old, wrinkled and miserable.
I am as insane as I ever want to be right now.   If I get really old, I will be scary insane.

Same.  I'll be the old batshit psycho oldie woman from down the road.  Kids will dare each other to ring my doorbell for a laugh.  I'll smell of poo and cat piss 8)

Who's poo?

Mine  :(
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #410 on: December 08, 2009, 04:41:05 PM »
Remind me not to visit. :P
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #411 on: December 09, 2009, 08:25:34 AM »
We'll send litigious instead.
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #412 on: December 09, 2009, 08:31:33 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2009, 08:25:34 AM
We'll send litigious instead.

 :agreed:

Lit at that age....yeah he'd be right into that scene.  :zoinks:
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #413 on: December 11, 2009, 11:26:41 PM »
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #414 on: December 12, 2009, 05:03:26 AM »
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #415 on: December 12, 2009, 05:48:28 AM »
Good luck on becoming a banana then  :thumbup:
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #416 on: December 12, 2009, 05:51:46 AM »
No need, I already have one and its big enough.
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #417 on: December 12, 2009, 06:05:59 AM »
I just had a banana.
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #418 on: December 12, 2009, 06:07:49 AM »
I don't like bananas.
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Re: I hope Les has another heart attack soon
« Reply #419 on: December 12, 2009, 06:38:14 AM »
Quote from: Christopher McCandless on December 12, 2009, 05:03:26 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on December 11, 2009, 11:26:41 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/genetics/article6952050.ece
If you mutate enough genes we become bananas. This is nothing really new.

If becoming bananas is anything like going troppo (also known as mango madness), this surely belongs more to the realm of urban myth than science. :green:

The author of the Times Online piece notes that practical application of these findings to humans is still quite a way off. Nevertheless, it's interesting news — if for no other reason than demonstrating, yet again, the enormous plasticity of human sexuality and the inadequacy of the male/female binary model in explaining it.

All joking aside, though, a short course of gene therapy would most definitely win out over painful and risky surgeries and/or medication with hormones.
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