I see someone had a fit in this thread. Amazing.
Soph, you are the idiot. I have had several pets over the years, and they are replaceable. I love dogs, but I can't say that someone making fun of my dead dog is equivalent to them wishing that I die. I have had someone claim that I had sex with my dead dog before, his joke was that I dug it up and had sex with it. I laughed. You are way too sensitive.
I prefer to wish death upon people because it means a lot more than just making fun of their pets. If you get butthurt because someone makes fun of your dog dying, you need some help.