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Offline Zippo

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so i lit my hand on fire....
« on: July 06, 2012, 01:32:36 PM »
today... well five minutes ago i was filling my lighter.
and i spilt some lighter fluid on my hand. but i didnt notice it

so i fill my lighter to its capacity with lighter fluid and do what i allways do with my lighter, i strike it.

it flickers a bright red flame, theres a woosh. aparantly i over filled my lighter just a wee bit and some fule leaked into the cap. the cap set alight and than ignited the fire on my hand, theres this bright blue flame apears on my hand and i think "oh shit this is bad" i feel warmth and just instinctively drop my lighter and flick my hand as hard as i can. the rush of air puts out the fire on my hand thank goodness and i just burst out laughing!!!!! HAH such a event!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 03:45:46 PM »
I have had that happen more than a few times it's a good scare huh :green:
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 05:02:25 PM »
Lit my hair up one time, long hair and open flames don't mix.  :zombiefuck:

Was able to get it out before it did much damage, singed off a couple of inches though.

Hair burns surprisingly fast.
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 05:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 06, 2012, 05:02:25 PM
Lit my hair up one time, long hair and open flames don't mix.  :zombiefuck:

Was able to get it out before it did much damage, singed off a couple of inches though.

Hair burns surprisingly fast.

  Burning hair smells awful too, I've singed mine with the hair dryer.  :sick:
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 05:56:42 PM »
Some bright young man here blew his left hand off, some fingers on his right hand and significant burns on his torso and legs from fireworks that he didn't release fast enough.  As I said, bright.
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2012, 06:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2012, 05:56:42 PM
Some bright young man here blew his left hand off, some fingers on his right hand and significant burns on his torso and legs from fireworks that he didn't release fast enough.  As I said, bright.

HAH!  :plus:
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2012, 06:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 06, 2012, 05:02:25 PM
Lit my hair up one time, long hair and open flames don't mix.  :zombiefuck:

Was able to get it out before it did much damage, singed off a couple of inches though.

Hair burns surprisingly fast.

And it smells :zombiefuck:  I burn the hair off my arms and hands even the occasional eyebrow when working with fire.   
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2012, 06:47:26 PM »
Quote from: Parts on July 06, 2012, 06:33:52 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on July 06, 2012, 05:02:25 PM
Lit my hair up one time, long hair and open flames don't mix.  :zombiefuck:

Was able to get it out before it did much damage, singed off a couple of inches though.

Hair burns surprisingly fast.

And it smells :zombiefuck:  I burn the hair off my arms and hands even the occasional eyebrow when working with fire.

burnt the hair off my leg on the muffler of a motercycle while getting off once. it smelt rank but quickly faided due to being outside.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2012, 03:26:24 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2012, 05:56:42 PM
Some bright young man here blew his left hand off, some fingers on his right hand and significant burns on his torso and legs from fireworks that he didn't release fast enough.  As I said, bright.

Kind of mistake you can only make once
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2012, 04:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Parts on July 06, 2012, 06:33:52 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on July 06, 2012, 05:02:25 PM
Lit my hair up one time, long hair and open flames don't mix.  :zombiefuck:

Was able to get it out before it did much damage, singed off a couple of inches though.

Hair burns surprisingly fast.

And it smells :zombiefuck:  I burn the hair off my arms and hands even the occasional eyebrow when working with fire.

My grandmother was not that keen on hairy arms, so she had the habit of setting the hair on the arms of her sons on fire, when ever she got the chance.

 :lol1:
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2012, 07:04:41 PM »
My hand caught on fire once. Gotta be careful when you're jackin' off. :zoinks:
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Re: so i lit my hand on fire....
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2012, 07:09:35 PM »
Fire!!!!!!!! OW GOD IT BURNS!!!!!  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:  :orly:
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