post a picture of a celebrity you resemble

[QuirkyCarla]

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..

How many pictures did you try? The first two I tried didn't come up with anything, but the third came up with 6 different people.

[Peter]

Yay.  This one matched Denise Richards.  I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!

You look gorgeous in that picture.

Yes, very breedable-with.

[QuirkyCarla]

Denise Richard's was 73%

The other people I got were

Kirsten Dunst- 71%
Sophia Vergara- 64%
Sela Ward- 62%
Meg Ryan- 62%
Keira Knightley- 60% (I wish!!!)

[lilia]

How many would you need?  Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise?  Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so?  Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster?  I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money.   

Old fashioned is easier.  No upfront fee, but you get a 50% share in the enterprise.  12 month visits would be acceptable, assuming each one is a successful visit.  Otherwise, I'd need you to carry a pager and be on call.  Work okay for you?

[lilia]

You look gorgeous in that picture.

Thank you, Carla.  I am quite infatuated with your picture as well.  It reminds me of Clea DuVall (that I've obsessed about recently).  If you and I were capable of breeding, I'd so try to bargain with you.

[Lucifer]

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..

How many pictures did you try? The first two I tried didn't come up with anything, but the third came up with 6 different people.

about 13 million... 

[Peter]

How many would you need?  Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise?  Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so?  Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster?  I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money.   

Old fashioned is easier.  No upfront fee, but you get a 50% share in the enterprise.  12 month visits would be acceptable, assuming each one is a successful visit.  Otherwise, I'd need you to carry a pager and be on call.  Work okay for you?

Sounds like a plan.    If the business turns a loss though, can we liquidise the kids and sell them as mince pies?

[lilia]

Sounds like a plan.    If the business turns a loss though, can we liquidise the kids and sell them as mince pies?

We could, though it would be difficult to part with free slave labor.  I've already started planning out how I'll never have to clean my house or cook again with them around.  All the hair that would fall into the food is kind of worrying, though. 

I believe we are creating the new master race!  White supremacists can fuck off.  It's all about the hair.

[Peter]

I think our master race might be a bit limited in it's environmental tolerances.  Perfectly insulated for taking over Siberia, but I think they'd melt when it came to the southern US, Africa, and indeed most of the world.

[lilia]

I think our master race might be a bit limited in it's environmental tolerances.  Perfectly insulated for taking over Siberia, but I think they'd melt when it came to the southern US, Africa, and indeed most of the world.

Living in the southern US, I'm now getting so much enjoyment from picturing the effects of humidity on all that hair.  Giant puffballs!  My god, what a fun toy that would be.

[Peter]

Yeah, I think people might just laugh when they invade.     Better to have them fighting on mountains in the snow, where their hair can be all wind-swept and dramatic.

[lilia]

Yeah, I think people might just laugh when they invade.     Better to have them fighting on mountains in the snow, where their hair can be all wind-swept and dramatic.

That so has epic motion picture written all over it.

Or!  A video game...

 

[Peter]

Didn't they already make that one?  I think they called it Braveheart. 

[lilia]

Didn't they already make that one?  I think they called it Braveheart. 

I so fell in love with him in that movie.  Ok, let's procreate now.  Enough foreplay.

[Peter]

Ok.  Can I bring my camera for the porn business too?  Might as well work on both businesses at the same time.