Recipies for those who like non-human animals fried or cooked.

['andersom']

For starters:

Nicked from the sex forum, a recipe for stuffed camel:

Wonder if camel is good eating

I was thinking the same thing. If it's got meat on it and it's annoying, there's always burgers, camel burgers.

Whole Stuffed Camel

½ day | 2 hours prep

SERVES 100
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt


1.Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
2.Boil until tender.
3.Cook rice until fluffy.
4.Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
5.Hard boil eggs and peel.
6.Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
7.Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
8.Add more rice.
9.Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
10.Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
11.Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
12.Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
13.Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.



http://www.recipezaar.com/Whole-Stuffed-Camel-67495

['andersom']

Squirrel:

Squirrel Stew
Ingredients:
1 squirrel, quartered
1 cup diced onion
2 large tomatoes (from your garden) or 1 can of tomatoes
Assorted fresh ,or canned veggies
Preparation:
Sprinkle seasoned salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper (optional) liberally on the meat. Pour some cooking oil into a large pot (dutch oven). Sauté the meat with the onions until well browned. Drain the excess oil, add about 2 cups water, and bring to a boil. Cut up the tomatoes and add. If you use canned tomatoes add them now. Turn down the heat, and let slow cook for at least an hour. Important: older squirrels may require cooking longer than an hour. Check periodically for tenderness. If you don't you will have a hard time chewing the meat.  After the meat is tender, add the veggies, carrots, potatoes, banana pepper, what ever you like. Cook until the veggies are done. An option you can use is, cook up your favorite pasta and serve over the pasta. (eliminate the potatoes). That's it, nice and simple ~ Good eating: John

From http://www.bowhunting.net/susieq/squirrel.html

I'm a bit shocked over the brutal thing between brackets: (eliminate the potatoes)

['andersom']

Gosh, who would ever dream of abusing chocolate on dead non-human animals? Such a waste of chocolate.

[odeon]

For starters:

Nicked from the sex forum, a recipe for stuffed camel:

Wonder if camel is good eating

I was thinking the same thing. If it's got meat on it and it's annoying, there's always burgers, camel burgers.

Whole Stuffed Camel

½ day | 2 hours prep

SERVES 100
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt


1.Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
2.Boil until tender.
3.Cook rice until fluffy.
4.Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
5.Hard boil eggs and peel.
6.Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
7.Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
8.Add more rice.
9.Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
10.Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
11.Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
12.Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
13.Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.



http://www.recipezaar.com/Whole-Stuffed-Camel-67495

that's no way to have sex.

['andersom']

I totally agree, thought it fitted the crime section better indeed.

[odeon]

it's a crime to have sex?

[Scrapheap]

It should be a crime to eat camels. They're stinky, filthy animals!

['andersom']

it's a crime to have sex?

I did not bring the sex to the crime part of the forum.  

Don't think eating camels is a crime either, but that's not important. I don't fancy eating camels.

I do want sex though.

[Scrapheap]

it's a crime to have sex?

I did not bring the sex to the crime part of the forum.  

Don't think eating camels is a crime either, but that's not important. I don't fancy eating camels.

I do want sex though.

With a camel?? Eeeeeew! Groooooose!!

[odeon]

That's deadly but if we leave camels out iof it I'm all for it.

['andersom']

Want the camels out indeed.

Guess that's what the recipe is for. Get rid of the camel, before having sex.

[odeon]

i can have sexd without a recipe

[Scrapheap]

[Al Swearegen]

Stir-Fried Lily with Coconut Milk.

1 lb Lily haunch, cut into bite-sized pieces
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
2 small green chilies, seeded and sliced
4-6 mushrooms, sliced
1 cup coconut milk
5 tablespoons peanut oil
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 tablespoons fresh ginger, chopped
1 teaspoon ground cumin seed
1 teaspoon cornflour (mixed with water to form a paste)
salt and pepper to taste
fresh mint leaves

Heat oil in wok or frying pan, then add Lily meat, stir-frying until lightly browned. Add coconut milk and soy sauce and stir fry for 1-2 minutes. Add onion, chillies, mushrooms, and seasoning and continue to stir. When the mixture begins to bubble, stir in cornflour paste. Garnish with the best seasonal lilies as a commemoration and acknowledgment of a good dog.

Tasty? 

['andersom']

Recipes for flowers belong in another thread.

Inspiration can be found here

http://www.pfaf.org/leaflets/flowers.php