Post things that are wrong with this world

[Alex179]

Celsius... that would be deadly lol.   I was talking Fahrenheit, of course.

Whoops, another "senior moment"...   Fahrenheit, thank you.

 Now, help an old lady across the street, won't you, young man? 

Sure, that shouldn't be a problem.   I don't think you are old enough to be in need of help crossing the street.   

["couldbecousin"]

Celsius... that would be deadly lol.   I was talking Fahrenheit, of course.

Whoops, another "senior moment"...   Fahrenheit, thank you.

 Now, help an old lady across the street, won't you, young man? 

Sure, that shouldn't be a problem.   I don't think you are old enough to be in need of help crossing the street.   

Actually, I ran down the street earlier today, so maybe I have a few good years left. 

["couldbecousin"]

Celsius... that would be deadly lol.   I was talking Fahrenheit, of course.

Whoops, another "senior moment"...   Fahrenheit, thank you.

 Now, help an old lady across the street, won't you, young man? 

Sure, that shouldn't be a problem.   I don't think you are old enough to be in need of help crossing the street.   

Actually, I ran down the street earlier today, so maybe I have a few good years left. 

Getting back to what's wrong with the world: The UK is too far away from the States!

*looks wistfully across the pond, where Ian McDiarmid lives* 

['andersom']

Yup, there needs to be a thorough rearranging of the tectonic plates. Not only because of getting the USA closer to GB.

["couldbecousin"]

Yup, there needs to be a thorough rearranging of the tectonic plates. Not only because of getting the USA closer to GB.

*picks up the Netherlands and sets them down carefully in the middle of Australia* 

['andersom']

Yup, there needs to be a thorough rearranging of the tectonic plates. Not only because of getting the USA closer to GB.

*picks up the Netherlands and sets them down carefully in the middle of Australia* 

OMG, a wet oasis in a desert, but, better distance for sure.

Will have to put our national water skills to a different use then.

["couldbecousin"]

Yup, there needs to be a thorough rearranging of the tectonic plates. Not only because of getting the USA closer to GB.

*picks up the Netherlands and sets them down carefully in the middle of Australia* 

OMG, a wet oasis in a desert, but, better distance for sure.

Will have to put our national water skills to a different use then.

Swim to Les's house! 

[TheoK]

"Every day I get a new proof:
people are idiots
No wonder our country's having a crisis -
people are idiots.
I wish that everyone disappeared.
Death to people in general.
Give me a gun!
People are idiots.

And they vote and pay tax -
people are idiots.
And the politicians boast and brag because
they are idiots.
Old hags pushing through in the Konsum queue,
parties caring for the environment,
managers getting paid -
people are idiots.

What they don't know they fear,
and they'll line up for hours for some cheap butter,
then they'll go home to Treutiger.
People are idiots.

And we go on living and contribute with our little part
and are good and play our "Folkhem" game.
The majority is always wrong -
people are idiots."

['andersom']

^

I had been puzzling on the word "gevär". Should just have listened to the pronunciation. "geweer"

[TheoK]

"Gewehr" in German.

[skyblue1]

the world doesnt revolve around me   

[odeon]

Dur. It revolves around me.

[skyblue1]

Dur. It revolves around me.

Thats the problem

["couldbecousin"]

Dur. It revolves around me.

Thats the problem

You're both so wrong!

*pats the world possessively as it orbits in my massive gravitational field*

[odeon]

sorry but I'm a black hole. Nothing can escape me.