Benny & Joon:
If someone is playing the music too loud, just go in and shake your hands in the air and scream and then take the boom box after they turn it off.
Rain Man:
Autistics are savants at math and memory
Flying is very dangerous and the only airline that is safe to fly on is Melbourne
Kmart sucks
Freeways are very dangerous if a car wreck has occured on it. Just get out of the car and walk when you see one
Raymond is a very good driver
Winning in poker is very wrong, they make you take the money and leave
You will never figure out who is on third base because Who is on third base