A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I actually have a bit of a hand fetish. When I look at a man's hands, I sometimes imagine what they would feel like touching my skin - so normally, I try to avoid looking at the hand's of a man I find intellectually stimulating unless I know I want it to go further
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 03:31:30 PM//rushes off to take pictured of his hand//i have a new idea for mynext avatar, can you guess what it is?Um... a rainbow?
//rushes off to take pictured of his hand//i have a new idea for mynext avatar, can you guess what it is?
Nope.She appears to be giving birth to her own uterus, and she has a girl-penis like Chyna.http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/(Scroll down for pictures)
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 08:46:20 PMHow does it make You weak?I don't know. I guess it's that I'm not sure where the line is between needing companionship and just wanting it. I want to feel independant, but I don't.
How does it make You weak?
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 08:53:13 PMI seeDoes having a companion scare You?Sometimes, yeah. I either obsess completely about the person, or I get tired of them. I seem to have no middle ground.
I seeDoes having a companion scare You?
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 09:16:09 PMHave tried to find middle ground?Yeah, but I've never been able to get to it. I don't think my emotions work properly or something.
Have tried to find middle ground?