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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #315 on: August 06, 2013, 08:08:22 AM »
Thanks guys. Not a fun night but then that is part of being Dad. I'd do it again any night of the week.
Good news is that she doesn't have anything wrong other than deep tissue damage. I have had that before, myself, so she has my sympathies.
She is out of hospital. I got some needed sleep. Will do the work thing tomorrow.
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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #316 on: August 06, 2013, 08:18:28 AM »
She might have microfractures though, which (I think) rarely show up on xrays.

Make her take things easy for a month or two, and she should be fine.

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #317 on: August 06, 2013, 10:36:52 AM »
She might have microfractures though, which (I think) rarely show up on xrays.

Make her take things easy for a month or two, and she should be fine.

Thanks Shleed. She is a tough kid. Not much of her. She will be sore for a while.
If this is the worst experience I will have to endure as a parent, I will count myself as lucky, as much fun as it wasn't.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #318 on: August 07, 2013, 12:01:16 AM »
She is very sore. Bad swelling in abdomen. She has pain mess and is asleep besides me. Her mum went home to get some sleep. Staying here. Yesterday's clothes, overtired, stressed and nothing to do but wait for ultrasound. Will stay off work today.
So hope she is ok she is a tough girl and doesn't whinge or cry when in pain, she just goes quiet just like her Dad.
Worried about her.

Hope she'll soon be lively and sparkly again. And that you will see and hear her getting better by the day.
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #319 on: April 01, 2014, 09:10:48 AM »
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #320 on: February 19, 2015, 03:33:28 PM »
What is full of holes but can still hold water?

Your crotch when you do a handstand.   :lol1:     :autism:

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #321 on: May 19, 2016, 02:21:57 PM »
I thought that was funny. I guess I'm alone.  :dunno:

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #322 on: May 19, 2016, 03:09:19 PM »
What is full of holes but can still hold water?

Sorryissefbthid entirely
 What?
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #323 on: May 19, 2016, 03:12:12 PM »
What is full of holes but can still hold water?

Sorryissefbthid entirely
 What?

  I guess because one can (hopefully) do a handstand without peeing?  :tard:
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #324 on: May 19, 2016, 08:44:07 PM »
It's a sponge.  :green: I've always heard nothing rhymes with orange but I think sponge rhymes with orange because I can't say either of them right. I have to take my time and say it slowly, so it comes out sounding weird and forced. When I say them without thinking about it, the sound comes out with a 'ch' sound at the end, so ornch and spunch rhyme for me.  :hahaha: The only other place I've ever heard it, is watching spongebob square pants, Patrick says spunchbob.  :lol1:
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #325 on: May 20, 2016, 05:48:28 AM »
It's a sponge.  :green: I've always heard nothing rhymes with orange but I think sponge rhymes with orange because I can't say either of them right. I have to take my time and say it slowly, so it comes out sounding weird and forced. When I say them without thinking about it, the sound comes out with a 'ch' sound at the end, so ornch and spunch rhyme for me.  :hahaha: The only other place I've ever heard it, is watching spongebob square pants, Patrick says spunchbob.  :lol1:

  Maybe you could talk properly if you took the hay out of your mouth. :heart: :trollface:
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #326 on: May 20, 2016, 08:54:38 AM »
It's a sponge.  :green: I've always heard nothing rhymes with orange but I think sponge rhymes with orange because I can't say either of them right. I have to take my time and say it slowly, so it comes out sounding weird and forced. When I say them without thinking about it, the sound comes out with a 'ch' sound at the end, so ornch and spunch rhyme for me.  :hahaha: The only other place I've ever heard it, is watching spongebob square pants, Patrick says spunchbob.  :lol1:

  Maybe you could talk properly if you took the hay out of your mouth. :heart: :trollface:

Gophers are varmits!!!!
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #327 on: May 20, 2016, 08:56:01 PM »
It's a sponge.  :green: I've always heard nothing rhymes with orange but I think sponge rhymes with orange because I can't say either of them right. I have to take my time and say it slowly, so it comes out sounding weird and forced. When I say them without thinking about it, the sound comes out with a 'ch' sound at the end, so ornch and spunch rhyme for me.  :hahaha: The only other place I've ever heard it, is watching spongebob square pants, Patrick says spunchbob.  :lol1:

  Maybe you could talk properly if you took the hay out of your mouth. :heart: :trollface:

Hrmff frmmff muffle grmmff.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #328 on: May 20, 2016, 08:58:05 PM »
It's a sponge.  :green: I've always heard nothing rhymes with orange but I think sponge rhymes with orange because I can't say either of them right. I have to take my time and say it slowly, so it comes out sounding weird and forced. When I say them without thinking about it, the sound comes out with a 'ch' sound at the end, so ornch and spunch rhyme for me.  :hahaha: The only other place I've ever heard it, is watching spongebob square pants, Patrick says spunchbob.  :lol1:

  Maybe you could talk properly if you took the hay out of your mouth. :heart: :trollface:

Gophers are varmits!!!!

And rascals too.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anything you want to know about Sir Les?
« Reply #329 on: May 20, 2016, 09:11:44 PM »
It's a sponge.  :green: I've always heard nothing rhymes with orange but I think sponge rhymes with orange because I can't say either of them right. I have to take my time and say it slowly, so it comes out sounding weird and forced. When I say them without thinking about it, the sound comes out with a 'ch' sound at the end, so ornch and spunch rhyme for me.  :hahaha: The only other place I've ever heard it, is watching spongebob square pants, Patrick says spunchbob.  :lol1:

  Maybe you could talk properly if you took the hay out of your mouth. :heart: :trollface:

Gophers are varmits!!!!

And rascals too.  :zoinks:

^^^^^ This!
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap